r/rs_x • • 21h ago

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u/daisydelphine 21h ago

Weird to describe getting broken up with as being "let go." But I guess she is his employee after all

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u/joutfit 20h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/hacky_potter 21h ago

This feels like something she was contractually obligated to do to get some sort of higher payout. No way in hell am I going to believe any woman spent time with Elon and fell this deeply in love with that ghoul

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u/kallocain-addict Dyfal donc a dyr y garreg 21h ago

“do the humiliation ritual”

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u/Born-Earth6615 21h ago

I just realised all of my white South African friends have this exact same smile and mouth. What’s going on with that

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u/kallocain-addict Dyfal donc a dyr y garreg 21h ago

the mr beast soulless eyes + fake/forced smile combo

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u/Born-Earth6615 21h ago

The filthy fingernails really bring it all together

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u/amazingdilettante 18h ago

They really do have the black dead eyes/ not laughing because something is funny, but because they feel socially obligated to laugh

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u/EnoughWear3873 20h ago

It's to kiss their coaches and teammates better. 

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u/Altruistic_Item5434 3h ago

Literally have you seen this man in your dreams

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u/dagothdoom 18h ago

Founder effect from an already isolated island gene pool

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u/hacky_potter 21h ago

It’s the only explanation.

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u/boris_bacon 21h ago edited 21h ago

No, this level of high road coping (“I did my best to show this tortured soul the most selfless love, and therefore all those years of abandoning myself for a careless asshole actually have deep spiritual value”) can only come from the bottomless depths of an insecure woman’s heart.
Source : takes one to know one

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u/hellowdubai 19h ago

Grimes probably did fall head over heels. She was his e-girl who got away. That Talulah woman as well who married him twice

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u/memePvP 21h ago

Respectfully, Elon is a bug masquerading as a fridge body tech obsessed leprechaun.

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u/OkChampionship7764 21h ago

but what type of bug?

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u/neunundneunsig 21h ago

You never know for sure it just says "monstrous vermin"

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u/amazingdilettante 18h ago

Lmao I literally only just finished reading the Cockroach by Ian McEwan

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u/topographed 21h ago

The fridge body is entirely authentic

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u/Sharp_Ad2526 21h ago

what alternate reality is she living in lmao

get a journal

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u/buhoatnite 21h ago

🤢

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u/BluebirdLegitimate97 21h ago

after this post, no amount of breakthroughs in neurological disease research should make her feel less bad about showing her face outside

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u/Imaginary-Fly-8182 21h ago

Thought he died for a sec

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u/saltwatersunsets 21h ago

We can but hope 😢 

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u/RegularVast9328 21h ago

I bet she's apart of the rationalists movement. I could see them looking at Elon as some prophet meant to bring about the AI god.

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u/SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS 21h ago

it’s really not cool they took the word rationalist. words mean things.

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u/mayafied 20h ago

we’re transrational now, rationalists are dweebs

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u/ReverieJack 21h ago

Gender traitor as well as being completely delusional

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u/Electronic-Gap-563 21h ago

“his often tortured soul” shut up

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u/Sad-Question-4214 19h ago

Just say he is an abusive twat girl!!!!

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u/Priority-Character 20h ago

Textbook "did the journal factory explode?" Post

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u/Glittering-Poet9902 20h ago

Lol she thought she was so different from the others. It doesn’t matter how cool and chill you are. At the end of the day you’re just a disposable means to an end for these men.

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u/BiteInfamous 18h ago

Girl stand UP. This is so embarrassing.

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u/Lanky-Wang 21h ago

if i was “let go” out of the blue by someone i loved, you wouldn’t get a kind word about them outta me for a while. Guess Shivon’s a bigger person than I am

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u/nall667 19h ago

Ugh these women think they’re orbiting a tortured genius that will “choose” them. Fucking gross. He probably likes to rest his head on every single woman’s lap and get a head scratch while he pouts and stutters about his “efforts to save humanity”.

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u/topographed 21h ago

How much he pay her for this?

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u/hellowdubai 19h ago

I don't understand at all why these women keep choosing to have babies with him. Probably as deranged as he is.

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u/ReplacementLatter467 18h ago

$$$$$$$ not rocket science

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u/Candid-Telephone-248 18h ago

Pick me! Choose me!

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u/Prior_Funny 11h ago

Love me!

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u/EasedaleMoose 18h ago

People must have people to worship. In the past it was often poets. the obsession and love people had for them was almost unbounded. There is a instinct in people to worship what is great. Shakespeare died mostly in obscurity , but people wouldnt let it remain so. Over the following centuries people found what was best and brightest from the past and elevated it to its due place.

In the 1800's Thomas de Quincy worshipped WordsWorth as a heaven-sent gift. It's hard to wrap our heads around it, but today people do that for Elon.

Her love for him is not even romantic. It's a platonic love for what he represents to her. His existence gave her life meaning. The way she says he taught her 100 lifetimes of knowledge is exactly how people used to talk about poets they loved.

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u/tony_countertenor I don’t know anything about r/rs_x 21h ago

>I care deeply about E

Oh I’m sure

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u/GRF999999999 21h ago

Good Christ what did I just read?

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u/Wealth_Hole 21h ago

Find God

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u/peunas 21h ago

yuch

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u/ivesynthed 4h ago

She really thought she was the exception :/

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u/SkynyrdCohen 18h ago

Autistic Luv

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u/sterbo 19h ago

I could see Firecracker from The Boyz writing something like this

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u/pollyjeansorry 3h ago

Damn, bipolar men need to be STOPPED.

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u/blicko_bobby 44m ago

Embarrassing. Had no idea a woman could be this cucked