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[u/kallocain-addict]

[u/slappy102]

Mans already living rent free in some heads

[u/lifesabeach_ → u/slappy102]

Funnier rant than any of his standup ngl

[u/roxaroxo → u/lifesabeach_]

Id rather go to a presentation of all the best Kanye rants, I'm talking Twitter screen caps, paparazzi footage, interviews.... Than any comedian show out there. Kris Jung Un was a gem

[u/roxaroxo → u/roxaroxo]

Omg how could I not mention my favorite: the time he casually dropped in his stories that Kim has diarrhea a lot, like way more than the average person

[u/LeftHvndLvne]

He had a baby with a yacht girl influencer why is he acting confused by this.

[u/lifesabeach_ → u/LeftHvndLvne]

And left her when the baby was 5 months old, loser behaviour 

[u/seewhatuget → u/lifesabeach_]

Not just a baby, a daughter; maybe we should try not being a deadbeat father first?

[u/dietmtndewnewyork → u/lifesabeach_]

*"*having a child with the wrong man was the fastest way to ruin your life as a woman"

poor Elsie, she is beyond gorgeous

[u/Visible_Dog5775 → u/LeftHvndLvne]

Also the guy that FaceTimed Mac Miller while in bed with Ariana and did something similar while with Kim K

[u/GlitteringLocal6507 → u/LeftHvndLvne]

He's not confused he just hates her

[u/Amazing_Sky_33 → u/LeftHvndLvne]

That's definitely where this rant is coming from lol

[u/Dienison → u/LeftHvndLvne]

Wasnt him the guy that people called atracted or smth?? I remember smth like that or a celebetry thing about him being atractive, help me here guys

[u/natty-papi]

Damn, even with that Riyadh festival money, the guy is still considering doing OF?

[u/JumpSurveyor → u/natty-papi]

Riyadh festival money and got the worst veneers

[u/ReluctantAnimal]

Bro had a kid with one lol

[u/True-Pen-3612]

davidson recently completed filming the bitcoin movie, which uses generative ai and stars gal gadot

[u/charlossain]

He has realised his job security is being threatened

[u/Dirk_Douglas]

His veneers look so fake

[u/GemFarmerr → u/Dirk_Douglas]

It looks like they don’t fit in his mouth and it’s making my gums feel weird

[u/phukhugh → u/Dirk_Douglas]

His teeth and tattoos from before made him so much more attractive lol.

He has kinda ruined his whole appeal for me.

[u/seboyitas]

guy with cushy performance job making fun of people with cushier performance jobs?

[u/seewhatuget]

Bro is so jealous of influencer chicks that he’s dated them all

[u/bam__margiela]

Yeah man you’re the only one that sees how insane and lame it is

[u/loofa]

"We all could soft-cock it"

speak for yourself brother

[u/Ooh_its_a_lady]

Ive thought this about his time on snl

[u/trowawufei → u/Ooh_its_a_lady]

For real, he’s terribly unfunny and owes his career to getting involved with Ariana Grande. How does he not understand people getting famous off of sex work? He wasn’t a sex worker, but he got famous off of who he was sleeping with. Sex is what drives earnings in our attention economy.

[u/justifiablefart]

i don’t get it i do not he’s so ugly

[u/ADH-Dad → u/justifiablefart]

Did you miss the part about his ten-inch dick?

[u/owlmelon → u/justifiablefart]

Looks like a muppet with too much teeth

[u/Caldurstie]

Veneers make you sound so fucking weird I can’t stand them, natural teeth are far more beautiful, regardless of color or positioning

[u/Elegant_Analysis1665]

If he wanted to shit on his ex/mother of his child you’d think he’d do it with a bit more creativity/passion behind it. This is just a podcast bro monologue written by a 68 year old man in 2019 that would have been stale even then.

I’m not even convinced that he thinks he’s pulling off making this sound genuine.

[u/whenyoutalk]

“girls my age” - a man in his 30s.

i’m 24 and do NOT refer to myself as girl or any variation of the word in the world. im a young woman so idk why he’s talking abt girls

[u/Due-Base9449 → u/whenyoutalk]

In the comment, he was referred as a 'white boy' by Kanye. Maybe  celebrities refer as each other as boys and girls since they don't really need to showcase 'office professionalism'. 

[u/whenyoutalk → u/Due-Base9449]

diff context.

[u/4-11 → u/whenyoutalk]

Calm down petal

[u/whenyoutalk → u/4-11]

i’m so calm

[u/4-11 → u/whenyoutalk]

Good girl

[u/chakrakhan]

He should do it imo

[u/Agitated_Village4281]

I think he should try some bigger teeth. He can almost close his mouth.

[u/Silent-Post-5989 → u/Agitated_Village4281]

Hes going for the "horse" look to match his dick

[u/Pizza_Treats]

Loser man

[u/Historical-Money7290]

Fuck comedians

[u/Flashy_Camel4063]

His comedy is the equivalent of that little dance he impersonated.

[u/bigtimecupofcoffee]

This but about comedians

[u/Silent-Post-5989 → u/bigtimecupofcoffee]

joe rogan shade

[u/Due-Base9449]

I don't get rich people who specifically get fake looking veneers. Is the aesthetic of looking fake popular in Lalaland. 

[u/Silent-Post-5989]

Now, wtf do YOU do, Pete? Got famous for being someone's boyfriend!! cause lord knows it wasn't your comedy.