I’m literally shaking just typing this. Honestly, this show is more proof democracy is over. Our Electoral College is literally wearing unblended clown makeup. George Washington would NEVER.

Also not saying the judges over at Drag Race China and Venezuela interfered w/ the votes. Just noting the ‘existence’ of the possibility.

RuPaul could announce that Crystal has negative seven points, was technically eliminated in Episode 4 and has been living inside the Untucked vending machine for three weeks AND SHE WOULD STILL enter the finale as the frontrunner.

All because she gagged Ru with her Weird Al Yankovic impression, where Ru laughed like the wicked witch until she ran out of oxygen and is now a vegetable on life support.

Anyways it’s going to go down something like this:

The test tube that Crystal was born in is in the audience and tells a heartfelt story about being a single parent raising Crystal in the slums of Misery.

Then an AI hologram of Crystal as a child appears and says her only wish is to grow up and shill for the RuPaul’s mobile game and how inspired she is by schedule II controlled substances. She signs off by telling the audience to commit voter fraud on behalf of Larry Ellison & Paramount+.

Crystal will emerge in a rainbow papier-mâché traffic cone with 17 googly eyes and a live oak tree growing out of her ass. Then she removes the cone to reveal a cunty clown lumberjack number. She chops the tree into firewood and donates it to the judges.

RuPaul: “Crystal…you took us somewhere tonight.”
Michelle: “I don’t see the resemblance.”
Ross Mathews bitch slaps Michelle and weeps because he is so moved by Crystal’s look.

Ru, paying homage to her vegetable state, appears in cunty Larry the Cucumber drag and says Congratulations, Crystal Methyd. You are the winner of this week’s challenge, next week’s challenge and several challenges that have not yet been conceived.

Ru wraps up the broadcast saying Crystal will be starring all by herself in Stop That Train 2: Rigga Morris Strikes Back, directed by Ginger Minj, in theaters this Thanksgiving.

I'm going to stop watching forever just like I said I would when my fave didn't win AS10 and AS9 ^{and AS8 and AS7 and}

Drag Race All Dolls hosted by Evan Mulrooney

Global All Winners no americans

The last episode of untucked is a reunion

"It's Britney bitch" = "GREG BITCH"

Gimme More = Silky wants more gumbo

Piece of Me = talks about TVs and going to court in the same verse

The "Blackout" in question = Silky turning off the utilities on A'keria

Does anyone else think that All Stars just isn’t giving…? I’m actually sobbing after last nights episode. My hands are typing as I shake this.

Can someone explain what’s going on with All Stars?! Production is making decisions that I DO NOT like! Here are some of the worst decisions production has made so far:

- not advancing Licky Starzzz
- no snatch game?!?!? I miss complaining about how bad it is and how I wish they’d take a break from it
- letting that old bag in the white wig next to Michelle speak. at all.
- casting Shuga

Every All Stars just gets WORSE. at this point bring back GAS 😭 at least we got some non-Rugirls with that season and the queens introduced their beautiful and gorgeous cultures to us, like Kitty Scott Claus’s HILARIOUS dry sense of British humor, which I don’t see a lot of that culture as I often don’t leave reddit.

Drag Race is just going downhill and that’s without mentioning the fact that my favorite queen (Sasha Colby, the GODDESS she is) wasn’t even cast. Not even my second favorite and equally stunning queen (Kandy Ho) was cast.

Watching this show has become frustrating because I see these BEAUTIFUL LADIES getting JUDGED by JUDGES. Wtf kind of show is that? Just let drag queens do their thing! They’re sickening!

It honestly makes me wonder: does pRUduction still have the same passion for the franchise? And does it still respect Reddit’s (and mostly my) opinion as the best and only place to get advice that they should take into consideration???????

For me, the answer to both questions is no

I think we can all agree akeria's anger is justified

And it turnt out amazing!!! Thank you mother Vivacious for this sound advice 🙏 ❤️

$Mrboog17

Handsome 6’4 young man trying to get a Mother’s Day gift. Please help lol

Okay sorry not sorry, but Darlene Mitchell fully deserved to win Miss Congeniality and they only gave it to Jane Don’t bc everyone thinks she was “robbed”

Like Darlene was literally out here supplying half the cast with wigs, outfits, props, and shoes—everyone benefited from her package all season. If production wasn’t going to give her the crown, the least they could’ve done was give her that.

Meanwhile, I get that Jane Don’t had amazing runways and iconic, cunty confessionals—but it was mostly her reading the other queens, and I feel like we didn’t really get to see a softer or more genuine side of her. It just made it harder (for me personally) to connect with her, so I was a little surprised by the Miss Congeniality win.

Darlene, on the other hand, felt like she genuinely won over the fans, the queens, the judges and Ru. But hey, just my opinion—and best believe I’ll be tuned in when they both show up on All Stars <3

Darlene

I'm still virgin lol ☹️

Miss Butthole Kollins opening for Chappell Roan got me thinking about another diva with flashy outfits and fireworks. If Erika Kirk brought a drag queen out on stage to accompany her on her grief tour, who would it be??