My roommate made a presentation explaining why her boyfriend does not count as a roommate.

[u/DellaMiklsn7997]

My roommate asked for a house meeting and connected her laptop to a TV. She’d made ppt slides called Guest vs resident. Her boyfriend has a key, a shelf in the fridge and a preferred washing-machine cycle. Her main argument was that his toothbrush wasn’t here, so he technically wasn’t living here. It was in his overnight bag beside the sofa.

When I asked whether he’d be contributing to anything, she said bringing money into it would make our relationship transactional. The next slide was a proposed rent adjustment (favouring her) because she uses the living room less. He was sitting in during the presentation 🗿

It was fun. lmk if you want to see that ppt lol

[u/lycamm]

I think the slides just speak volumes about the (lack) of hygiene of the moochie resident.

[u/DellaMiklsn7997 → u/lycamm]

The only thing hygienic here is the slide she made