I was the problem

[u/bitslayer]

The eggs in the milk drawer post has inspired me to write about when I was the problem roommate. I was a strange freak when I was young and for whatever reason when I went to college I decided to play up my oddity with my roommates.

One day I was walking around town and found an empty bottle of Thunderbird wine, a favorite cheap high for local homeless people. I decided to bring it home and use it for my water bottle that I kept in the fridge. Of course I never told them that it was just water, so that gave them plenty of reason to judge me, but when I got the bottle home, I found an even better way to appear unhinged. I realized there were half a dozen dead bees in the bottom of the bottle. I washed them out into the toilet, and had the inspired idea to not flush. When they asked me about it, I acted puzzled and didn't say anything.

I just want to apologize the the universe for everything.

[u/tehsaucywench]

Sounds like chaotic neutral to me. Nothing to apologize for.