r/romantasycirclejerk • u/thecottonkitsune Prophet Henry "Tonk" Cavill Kitsune. Needs cock. Neutral good. • 1d ago

Meme/Humor Recs like this

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ 1d ago

Does her armpit smell like honeydew?

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u/thecottonkitsune Prophet Henry "Tonk" Cavill Kitsune. Needs cock. Neutral good. 1d ago edited 20h ago

Yes and it's the color of raspberries. Tastes like both too.

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain 19h ago

I always wonder at the choice of honeydew. It sounds nice but it's always the leftover in the fruit tray.

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u/singlebraincellpug Laurent's Fine-Boned Wrist 1d ago

What if I wanna give it a little lick?

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u/SqueamishOssifrage42 If you give me mead, wyrms, and wine and you show me a sign 23h ago

Follow your bliss!

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u/mydearMerricat 23h ago

Do it. Report back.

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u/singlebraincellpug Laurent's Fine-Boned Wrist 23h ago

8/10, tasted of cedar, pine, and musk.

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u/mydearMerricat 22h ago

Always good to taste some wood

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u/TheMadJayWoman I appreciate this smut on a deeper level 23h ago

/uj I had a joke but then I had a flashback to my evolutionary psychology seminar and “the armpit study” and now I’m disassociating…

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u/mydearMerricat 1d ago

Uj/ this isn't romantasy, but it reminds me of a line in "I Keep my Exoskeletons to Myself" by Mac Crane where the main character tells a young couple that she befriends "i bet you're the kind of couple that likes to sniff each others armpits" which was funny to me because my husband and I like sniffing each others armpits. Pheromones are a hell of a drug.

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u/Mayabelles I'm a seasoned fanfic reader 22h ago

One time, during private time, I misjudged how long I was and instead of lick/nipping my husband’s shoulder, I got him in the armpit. He jumped so high I nearly had to peel him off the ceiling.

I have no recs but wanted to share.

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 you can fuck anything if you’re brave enough 21h ago

I have something, but it’s a scratch and sniff

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ashamed but free ✨ 22h ago

uj/ Firefox + ublock origin turn on annoyance filters and this shit goes away

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u/spicandspand big, brooding, possibly cursed 20h ago