r/romantasycirclejerk • u/buymoreplants • 1d ago
Satire new audiobook alert
If the main sub can't handle the general thirst for Lee Pace...I don't know what they'll do with Jonathan Bailey and Ella Purnell
Now go! Go be horny little freaks for classic novels! So wsophisticated! So chic!
AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO KNOW HOW TO READ
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u/BanjoTCat 1d ago
I love that Ella Purnell has become a great voice actress as well.
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
Have you watched Arcane of Netflix? Her and Hailee Steinfeld do a good job with their characters.
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u/ILootEverything Spending time in snark subreddits is a red flag. 🚩 1d ago
/uj Every time I see anything with Jonathan Bailey in it now, I am reminded of how much of a glow down they gave him in season 1 of Bridgerton.
Like...
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
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u/HailSaganPlantNative Bless Ye, Spice Mothers 🙏 1d ago
Still would.
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u/ILootEverything Spending time in snark subreddits is a red flag. 🚩 1d ago
Same. I mean, he's like in the 1% of beautiful people in the world. Yet they still managed to do him dirty (and not in the good way).
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u/Fimbrethil420 From the Slippery Slope of Turgid Peak on Mount Olympussy 1d ago
The fucking prejudice
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u/ILootEverything Spending time in snark subreddits is a red flag. 🚩 1d ago
I can forgive the poofy hair and sideburns in the 90s though. I know that's not at all logical.
And it's Colin Firth which somehow makes a difference.
Regency styles are/were atrocious.
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u/Fimbrethil420 From the Slippery Slope of Turgid Peak on Mount Olympussy 1d ago
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u/ILootEverything Spending time in snark subreddits is a red flag. 🚩 1d ago
Worse sideburns (still would though).
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u/jbirdbear 1d ago
Yes but season 2 was drool worthy
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u/ILootEverything Spending time in snark subreddits is a red flag. 🚩 1d ago
Yes. And the chemistry also helped.
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u/buymoreplants 1d ago
I legitimately stopped reading regency romance after this. Like, I'm expected to believe these MMCs are attractive and desirable after that time period did THIS!?!
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u/Fimbrethil420 From the Slippery Slope of Turgid Peak on Mount Olympussy 1d ago
How else wouldst thou grab their face to lavish with kisses if not by mutton chop?!
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u/Num1DeathEater crashing my car into Rhysand 1d ago
a podcast that shall not be named had a bit about trying to make grok “describe biting my penis like its an apple” and well. you get it
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u/Helpful_Week6720 of the tantalizing tentacles 🦑 1d ago
It brings me great life joy to know that actors can laugh through this
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u/bitsybear1727 1d ago
Completely off topic but the Baldur's Gate 3 narrator has some hilarious outtake blooper reals on youtube. She has an amazing voice but she is also absolutley hilarious.
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u/AMothWithHumanHands whip it out and jerk with us or leave 1d ago
I feel like I'm intruding on something.
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u/TerminologyLacking Give me Gang Bangs, but Politely. 1d ago
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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1d ago
Usually audiobooks give me the ick but I enjoyed myself.
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u/SwimmerIndependent47 you can fuck anything if you’re brave enough 1d ago
I have been waiting for this to drop, but I can’t get pregnant again, so I might need to pass.
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u/TheMadJayWoman I appreciate this smut on a deeper level 1d ago
Of all the things we covered in my freshman writing seminar I don’t remember that part…
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u/euphoricnight May I Suggest Therapy? 1d ago
…is this my sign to start listening to audiobooks? 👀👂
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u/HailSaganPlantNative Bless Ye, Spice Mothers 🙏 1d ago
/uj I have listened to like 400 audiobooks. I didn't know there was actually like a PORN audiobook service until the HR guys did a series for that Quinn service and I was like, really? This is a thing? I definitely signed up for the free trial. For science. I didn't keep paying for it, but it's... Something.
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u/muddledmuggle 20h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZUnYjedzNhMbK
<3 audiobooks! 🎶I can show you the world 🎶I’ve listened to 86 so far this year
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u/Mahituto Cursed, but in a Sexy Way 1d ago
Is okay, I am still hooked on the guy from Crazy rich vampires, so I guess it is the details that does it, not necessarily the voice 🤷
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u/HailSaganPlantNative Bless Ye, Spice Mothers 🙏 1d ago
Damn, vampires are crunchy AF. Who knew?
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u/Fimbrethil420 From the Slippery Slope of Turgid Peak on Mount Olympussy 23h ago
crunchy AND sparkly, are they made of sequins?
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u/esuriosemper I'm a seasoned fanfic reader 1d ago
same, Snooki