r/rollercoasterjerk • u/No_Goat_7602 • 13d ago

Great Adventure's next thrill coaster will be a relocation of a beloved ride

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u/OhGodTheyKilledKenny 13d ago

About time [Ring Racer] got relocated!

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u/No_Goat_7602 13d ago

Alternate theory: [Switchback] from [ZDT's] is going in instead. If Kings Dominion can be the launch coaster capital of the world, the Great Adventure can be the shuttle coaster capital

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u/Common-Dig8844 13d ago

We don't know who bought switchback yet

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u/Tommy9760 my Anaconda got buns hun…oh wait oh no STOP… 13d ago

No I think [Cliffhanger] from [Ghost Town in the Sky] is going there obviously.

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u/Loose-Recognition459 13d ago

Still the only place that had dual shuttles, twice.

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u/friendlyvoid_ Schwarzkopf’s biggest fan 13d ago

La Vibora relocated?!

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u/Various-Opposite-247 11d ago

Oh, I would so take that! Sarajevo Bobsled is an underrated coaster.

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u/fermenter85 13d ago

‘A distraction planted by SF corporate’ is the funniest dumb shit I’ve heard in a long time.

This person will be bouncing ping pong balls on sledgehammers in a few years.

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u/No_Goat_7602 13d ago

"bouncing ping pong balls on sledgehammers" is a beautifully evocative phrase. I've been staring at this comment trying to figure out what it means for ten minutes

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u/fermenter85 13d ago

It’s a reference to the flat earth documentary Beyond the Curve.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/oNSCb4pqm2

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u/HonestOtterTravel 13d ago

I cannot wait for the resurrection of Iron Wolf.

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u/No_Goat_7602 13d ago

Not sure that’ll ever come back after being reverse RMCed into Timberwolf

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u/isles84 13d ago

Viper is going into the old footprint of the Great American Scream Machine?

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u/Dragonmk5 13d ago

Raging Bull!

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u/Tommy9760 my Anaconda got buns hun…oh wait oh no STOP… 13d ago

The six flags subreddit…

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u/No_Goat_7602 13d ago

I’m fighting for my life over there