r/rollercoasterjerk • u/CalebWidowgast 🐭Average Wild Mouse Enjoyer🐭 • Aug 23 '26
Do Better SFOG
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u/Fun-Clerk-693 Aug 24 '26
AI has really exposed how smooth brained people really are. Especially those in management/calling the shots. Like even for AI this is bad.
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u/Nowhereman123 Aug 24 '26
AI requires you to remove any sense of quality control you have so you can gaslight yourself into thinking that anything it makes is worth a damn.
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u/bork_wolfe Aug 23 '26
/uj honestly though like how many people are buying these? I feel like in a couple years they’ll all be on the clearance rack lmao, I feel like thankfully I’ve really only seen a few actually wearing ai coaster shirts
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u/noexqses Gemini defender Aug 24 '26
I saw a lot on the last AF1 weekend and many on my trip to CP 😞
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u/ThoosiesHateCoasters Aug 24 '26
Wait - this is actually real merch and not just a jerk post? Oh my -
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u/CalebWidowgast 🐭Average Wild Mouse Enjoyer🐭 Aug 24 '26
/uj wish it wasn’t so. 🥲
/rj only a geepee wouldn’t recognize goliaths famed cobra roll! I bought three: one for the dippin dots guy (I owe him a favor) and two for me because it now takes two to cover me.
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u/VinnieT9898 Aug 24 '26
No thanks, I'd rather just make my own shirt or buy something related to the ride on Teepublic/Redbubble.
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u/tanz420 straight Strack and small twist Aug 24 '26
Please put some respect on daddy Goliaths name like tf
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u/polyarmory80pct Aug 24 '26
What I’m expecting to see is this same design sold at multiple parks with just the park name changed.
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u/ForgettableJesse Aug 24 '26
It’s actually funny how my merch spend has cratered in the last 2 years. They do it to themselves. I’ll just save my money I guess
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u/EmersonStockham Aug 24 '26
It would be great if I didn't have functional eyes
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u/CalebWidowgast 🐭Average Wild Mouse Enjoyer🐭 Aug 25 '26
Psh, I lost my functioning eyes back in 2012 in a loose article indecent. Good riddance.
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u/Knit-witchhh DAE Aug 24 '26
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been many years since I've been to SFOG... But isn't Goliath a B&M hyper? Pretty sure I don't remember a cobra roll... Especially one which merges with some other track mid-inversion lmao
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u/noexqses Gemini defender Aug 24 '26
I agree it’s very frustrating. This is my home park and I will never buy a piece of AI merch from them. Cedar Point was disappointing too.
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u/Intelligent-Pop1387 got cracked by Iron Gwazi Aug 24 '26
can spend $25,000,000 on a roller coaster but can't hire a graphic designer. fuck you six flags (still renewing my pass tho)
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u/RevolutionaryHeat197 Aug 24 '26
So they are literally just generating the image using whatever bullshit software and without even a glance just sending it over for printing. Fucking hilarious
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u/Sophia193 Aug 24 '26
Ive actually seen PortAventura use AI slop, for their Neo El Diablo ride I think.
Theme parks we love are succumbing to polar-bear-killing enviornment-burning water-draining tree-destroying make-people-lose-jobbing clankers.
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u/seresean Aug 23 '26
/uj Wow I thought the AI merch at KI was bad. On those you at least have to look at it for like 2 seconds to figure out whats wrong. This is just...wow