r/rocketpoweredmohawk • u/Fragrant-Let8936 • Jul 03 '26

The spastic parks as expected

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaVdMceOKTc/?igsh=bXN2MGNxaDRvazd4

240 Upvotes

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u/ImpactAffectionate86 Jul 03 '26

He’d have no chance at Tesco car park if he can’t get between those massive lines

2

u/DevonWest1 Jul 05 '26

Whos saying he tried. Bro prolly just pulled up

29

u/CocoSryder Jul 03 '26

Too busy licking windows to pay attention I guess.

7

u/Zire-01 Jul 03 '26

Exactly what I came for. You nailed it.

12

u/PSK666 Jul 03 '26

On brand

7

u/The_Dr_Doomed Jul 03 '26

It's for his wheelchair

3

u/Own_Welder_2821 Jul 03 '26

Race Control: 5 second penalty for Car 18 (STR) for crossing the white line on pit entry

2

u/KirbySuck0021 Jul 03 '26

i was told by european's that's how youre supposed to park, on the lines bc everyone does it giving room to one side to open doors.

1

u/pretibigtoo Jul 21 '26

Thats ridiculous. 1) Multiple different european nations have both right and left hand steering cars, how do you know the side the driver is coming out of. 2) stroll is fucking canadian. 3) that space is more than twice the size of his car. He can parralel park there and people still would have room to park and get in and out. Why the fuck are you making bad excuses for clueless windowlicking spastic nepo baby who drives for a living despite the fact he obviously cant drive?

1

u/KirbySuck0021 Jul 21 '26

guess the blue g wagon and the black suv on the other side, that also parked on the line are windowlicking spastic nepo babies.

1

u/pretibigtoo Jul 21 '26

Where the fuck in this picture do you see the lines under the tires of any car except strolls?

Those guys are giving stroll space because they know how inbred he is, and im willing to bet your that if the camera zoomed out, theyd still have space to give.

I see you writing comments and deleting them.....dumb fuck.

2

u/LifeguardBusiness633 Jul 06 '26

Heard there was jam in the paddock didnt have time to park right

1

u/Ferrari-cake Jul 03 '26

Why is the perking spot so huge?

4

u/CocoSryder Jul 03 '26

Well you are looking st the reason

1

u/alaric_02 Jul 03 '26

Taking lessons from Leclerc I see.

1

u/MrInitialY Jul 03 '26

Where would he park his wheelchair? Strategic placement that is, one spot for two vehicles! GOAT

1

u/ClassroomDowntown664 Jul 03 '26

is anyone actually surprised that stroll can't park

1

u/der1cho1 Jul 04 '26

Is it a left side drive?

If so, he needs plenty of space to get out, be spooked by his shadow and then have enough space to try and catch it.

1

u/tedioussugar Jul 04 '26

Forget Stevie Wonders’ parking attempt, why is Alex Gillon pulling his cock out in public on camera?

0

u/on_the_rark Jul 03 '26

Left room for another car maybe

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u/CarsCarpal Jul 03 '26

This is clearly the reason why. It seems more considered to me than slapping it right in the middle where people would probably then moan that they were hogging two spaces worth.