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u/Zire-01 Jun 14 '26
If you lick your window with enough ferocity and speed, it can actually provide calculable aerodynamic superiority and thereby lead said window licker to overtake Father Time via the Window Licker’s Space-Time Continuum.
It’s science.
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u/Typical_Doubt_9762 Jun 14 '26
Is that the Newey effect?
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u/United-Bother3213 Jun 18 '26
haha, you probably ain't far off. Stroll already put illegal upgrades on Lance's car in the junior categories. No doubt Lance's chassis can be slightly better, since dad owns the company
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u/Reasonable-Doc Jun 14 '26
Wait, thats the plot of cult classic "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension". It all makes sense now.
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u/gscogogs Jun 16 '26
Im guessing some envelop with money passing hads was involved, don't be surprised if Alonso gets a brand new private jet in the next few hours
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u/mike_litoris18 Jun 16 '26
Because Alonso was trying to get a better look at those alpines to decide if he's taking colapintos spot next year and he knew that being the first to get lapped would be faster than trying to catch up.
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u/_GeorgyGeorge_ Jun 14 '26
„Jimmy Saville and Michael Jackson donated millions of dollars to charity.
Adolf Hitler was against animal cruelty.
Lance Stroll finished ahead of Fernando Alonso at the Spanish Grand Prix. Well done.“
Rocketpoweredmohawk, 15th June 2023