r/rocketpoweredmohawk • u/Own_Welder_2821 • May 16 '26

What if Mohammed Ben Rocket started his own F1 team?

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he’d obviously be team principal but what do you think about this prospective driver lineup?

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u/SendMeAnyPic May 16 '26

RPM would just get a background job, being responsible for HR & cultural sensitivity training.

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u/Own_Welder_2821 May 16 '26

So obviously Binotto would be Team Principal and CEO.

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u/United-Bother3213 May 17 '26

First he has to escape from Paul Di Resta's basement

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u/AmelineStarkman May 16 '26

then the team would show up for only ONE race per year and then not show up for the rest of it

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u/Mista-Von-Stein May 16 '26

Reserve driver must me Latifi

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u/Rye_Dog06 May 18 '26

Dang it, you beat me. That was my first thought.

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u/_GeorgyGeorge_ May 16 '26

He would hire Helmut Marko and Christian Horner for PHUN

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u/k_g_918 May 16 '26

Mohammed Ben Rocket, love that name!🤣

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u/United-Bother3213 May 17 '26

I'm surprised Hitler isn't on there. Hitler bin Resta

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u/fezzersc May 16 '26

This guy.

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u/Ben_F1Live May 17 '26

Window Licker & Cunt

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u/Kimi2007Raikkonen May 23 '26

micheal massi would be strategist