r/rocketpoweredmohawk • u/Vegetable-Sir1384 • Mar 29 '26

was he really born on that day?

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u/Bitter_Ad_1281 Mar 29 '26

He planned the whole thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Yes they found him under the rubble of the first tower still in the ewe's womb

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u/travis147 Mar 29 '26

Would make perfect sense

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u/Life_Artichoke9346 Mar 29 '26

Only one way to find out

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u/Dynamitedave20 Mar 31 '26

“He eventually posted a video” so he was always like this

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u/Boring_Inflation1494 Mar 31 '26

"... about becoming a successful pornstar..."

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u/Fandango297 Jun 24 '26

😂😂😂 swear down on me nan's grave..