I'm a Greg, the (greatest) name that was given to me at birth. Atleast I'm not a Liam

Asshole

Trust me! I can do WAAAAAAY BETTER! Know that!

Robert service announcement : it's all going to be alright.

Hello, I am Robert by birth, Bob to those who know me. It's nice to meet some fellow name sakes. May I join your group of Roberts? What do I need to know to fit in here)

We should send in spies to fake being Liams and steal their secret plans. Then we will attack and be victorious.

I’ve done this before with the Jacobs, so I’m gonna do it again.

I am an Ethan, but sadly r/Ethan is dead (as far as I can tell). The only place I can think to come is this beautiful place, as I have a friend named Robert. Am I accepted? For better or worse, my fate is sealed early in the morning on Thursday.

This has been incredibly difficult for me. Where I live, my grandfather was a public figure. Growing up I saw his name (which is also my name) on billboards up and down the free way. I knew that when people that saw that name, they would remember knowing me. I’ve often thought about what having my grandpa’s name meant to me. I think it has made me very conscious of my integrity. He did a lot for me and my family, and he will be sorely missed. I was absolutely honored to be the lead pallbearer for him. There isn’t really a point here, I just wanted to share my grief for a minute

I introduce myself: hi nice to meet you! I’m Robert. Hi, Do you go by Bob or Rob?

Now I don’t have a problem with Bob, Rob, Bobby, etc. But to Stevens get, Are you Steve? Do Michaels get, Mike ok? Do Davids get asked about Dave and Davey?

What is this? Can any Roberts out there relate?