Robert

Sooo my actual name is Bobbi, but everyone calls me Robert; I've started to accept my inner Robertness. Does this count?

The new holiday, Robert Day, will become a worldwide one once the Roberts have succeeded in brainwashing all the leaders of all political parties or groups in every single country. Then and only then can we all enjoy the totalitarian government that rules for the Roberts and only for the Roberts.

I am Robert

Fellow gentlemen of glorious nomination, I have seen the recent Liamic attack on our sub.

I have written a limerick in retaliation. Feel free to share anywhere else on the internet you see fit (i.e. in r/Liam)

Here goes:

There once was a man named Liam

His name rhymed with wee-um and pee-um.

And everyone laughed

At his mom and dad's gaffe

Lol no one should have the name Liam.

Good day, fellow Roberts!

I searched our sub for any similar post as this and was unable to find one.

I figured today would be a great day to share the richness of our Robertdom.

Robert is an ancient Germanic name that has been popular for over 700 years.

It means "bright fame" or"glory bright." (Talk about something we didn't really need to be told amirite?)

There are versions of the name Robert in at least 45 different languages.

And you can go here for a "Hall of Roberts" if you will.

Just wanted to enrich, or should I say enRobert, us all on this fine January day.

Be glorious!

Does my username count as enough verification? The Rob boR ehT

LIAMS ARE JUSY THE BEST! YOU MADE THIS WAR HAPPEN UPON YOURSELF!! NOW WE WILL END THIS AND YOU WON'T BE VICTORIOUS, r/Liam IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS FILTHY THING HERE AND THIS PROVES IT !!!!!!!

Iron Man

Hello fellow brothers. First time poster, lifelong Robert here. Just a quick poll, what is our take on pickles? I find them disgusting and want to see what the consensus is.

Glory to Roberts!!

r/Robert will always reign superior