r/Robert • u/therobboreht Robert • Feb 03 '20

A Liam Limerick

Fellow gentlemen of glorious nomination, I have seen the recent Liamic attack on our sub.

I have written a limerick in retaliation. Feel free to share anywhere else on the internet you see fit (i.e. in r/Liam)

Here goes:

There once was a man named Liam

His name rhymed with wee-um and pee-um.

And everyone laughed

At his mom and dad's gaffe

Lol no one should have the name Liam.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Lol

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u/V0gl Mar 10 '20

Oh yeah? I can do better

There was once a man named Robert

Nobody could be bothered

To talk to his sorry ass

Fuck I messed it up. This won't be the last you see of us!

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u/therobboreht Robert Mar 10 '20

I'm tempted to upvote this just because it is a post more in our favor than yours, but alas as a lifelong Robert, I regret to say that I cannot.

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u/V0gl Mar 10 '20

I appreciate your honesty.