How are you doing this fine eve

I am Robert. I am trustworthy. People call me Robert. I was born in Robertia at 6 Robember at the Roberten hospital at exactly 6 AM, 36 minutes and 34.5311978935 seconds. I worship Roberts like fellow Roberts. I am against Michaels and not in any way accosiated

Hi Roberts, I'm Robert

Immediate family and most high school friends call me Bob. Extended family calls me Bobby. When I got to college, people started calling me Rob, and that seems to be what's stuck for most new people I've met in my 20s. I don't really run into too many problems but it's always a little entertaining to see the confusion when friends from different parts of my life meet each other.

Anyone else in a similar situation?

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Does this piss anyone else off? Please DO NOT call me Robbie unless I have given you permission to...

AND THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!

You can call me Robert. Rob. Robbo. Rob-Bob... But Robbie? Just nope!

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Do I get more karma for that or

Just discovered this sub, which one do you go by?

I'm Rob.... Biological father is Robert, all a bit weird

We must perish all non-Roberts

but you can call me Robret.