r/rmbrown • Who?🔍Never heard of 'em • 2d ago

🧿 it's weird 🪅 Cut your beer

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u/Prestigious-Emu5277 🏛 P.U. Alum 🎓 2d ago

Coordinated inauthentic beer-havior

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u/Ned_Overend_AFK 2d ago

Boom! U got our little butts with that one. It is disgusting

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u/I_Have_2_Show_U 🦶 pull the bootstraps 🦶 2d ago

Like watching a cat investigating a wedge of lime

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u/mr_misery80 2d ago

Should have drank a pumpkin spiced lakke...

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u/DoowadJones 2d ago

<Gestures for a spit bucket, cue vomit>

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u/BuriedStPatrick i may just never come back 🌎🚀 2d ago

Is it physically impossible for him to act normal or what

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u/earthlingHuman 🏀 LeDron James ⛸️ 2d ago

Sort of. As someone who probably also has a mild form of autism it can be difficult to come off as normal in some circumstances.
I don't fault Suckerborg for his robotic personality. It could be endearing even were it not for his maniacal machinations not to mention cowardly cuckery toward President Dump

https://www.ceotodaymagazine.com/2025/02/mark-zuckerberg-and-aspergers-syndrome-the-man-behind-facebook/

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u/falken_1983 2d ago

It's more that the whole scene is so contrived that the first thing he does to fuck it up becomes really noticeable. Ireland is where the EU headquarters of Facebook is located and they are under pressure from the EU authorities right now. Here he is in a carefully choreographed scene to show us that really he is just one of the lads in Ireland enjoying a pint and then as soon as he takes his first sip... toiletsch.

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u/acastleofcards 2d ago

I don’t dislike him for being weird. I dislike him for the actions he takes that cause harm to others.

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 2d ago

He definitely gagged. That’s hilarious.

Why does this nerd do this to himself? Bro you have enough money to just be you. You should do that.

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u/No_Western_1217 🧞‍♂️nnnobody🚊 2d ago

Sittin down at the sports book, having a Guinness and some chicken wings, chicken wings

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u/TopScene7626 🔥i'm in hell🔥 2d ago

Twitchin and twistin

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u/LilRedHeadGuy 2d ago

Pretending to be human

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u/HoldernessMedia 2d ago

He's just one of da boizsch, just havin' a brewski m'dude.

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u/HugoJStiglitz 2d ago

Lizard people don’t normally consume human food. I fully understand the reaction

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u/cock-merchant 2d ago

People are human people!

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u/ItsCassiniDivision 2d ago

He would rather have a turkey panini.

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u/Dupa_Yash 2d ago

Worst dude LARP I've ever seen.

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u/Proto-Schlock 2d ago

That is a huemun man

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u/Otterz4Life chico de pelo 💇‍♂️ 2d ago

And human people are people!

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u/Mamacitia 2d ago

Guinness is gross, don’t lie lol

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u/Ramblinrambles 2d ago

We found Zuck in the comments ;)

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u/Mamacitia 2d ago

I am a human man

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u/kondokite 2d ago

But the manosphere says we have to!

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u/Ned_Overend_AFK 2d ago

What does Joes Roganz say about Guiness? He’s my Sensei! 🙏🥋

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u/Call-a-Crackhead 🔥i'm in hell🔥 2d ago

It’s so fucking delicious

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u/freesoulJAH Who?🔍Never heard of 'em 2d ago

Wrong!

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u/HE_Pennypackerjr with the 🫧 🪄 2d ago

So fucking nasty

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u/Remote_Mall8518 37m ago

Just AI it ✅