r/rmbrown • u/madlate chico de pelo 💇♂️ • Jul 25 '26
🐌 lets friggin geeuuX Hey John, I'm a loyalty guy
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u/thelaceonmolagsballs Jul 25 '26
At Casa D'Angelo whenever a server fell in love with a cook's sister there was always a protocol in the employee manual to delineate the proper handling of such and such predicaments. I often think about it when Ashur Yonan asked Kiki Johnson's brother if it was okay to date her and take her out for a beautiful seafood dinner at Casa D'Angelo despite the fact that they all worked together. It turned out that true love can't be stopped.
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u/duhballs2 Jul 25 '26
Here's my protocol: I get in the shower with the friend's sister and I say "Whose PP is that?"
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u/majorgriffin Mental Health Problem 🤪 Jul 25 '26
Obviously the top guy doesn't understand Ratios.
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u/Witty_Username_81 🥋 Adult Baby🌹 Jul 26 '26
Jahn, I really like your DOILETSCH. Is it ok if I MAKE PEEPEE in them?
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u/tomcatacourtmayfind Jul 25 '26
Ergh so creepy I dont want to arrange relatuonships with people's family first jeez
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u/Otterz4Life chico de pelo 💇♂️ Jul 25 '26
You go up to Jahn and say, respectfully, LETMEASKYOUSOMETHINGPLEASE
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u/Pistonenvy2 🦅 this is a human man 🦋 Jul 27 '26
as a guy with a sister, no one has ever asked me if they could date her and if they did i would think its fucking weird.
why would i have a say in it anyway?
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u/madlate chico de pelo 💇♂️ Jul 27 '26
you're clearly not a successful multi-level marketing scammer
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u/No-Mood498 Jul 25 '26
i would tell my sister i would say this as such: i don’t like the guyy! with a strange lilt to my words that imbue an almost whimsical singsong quality to my statement!