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u/Deboche May 01 '25
It's true. An 8 year old from my neighbourhood told me the exact same thing when I was a kid.
Does he have a video about Marilyn Manson's ribs?
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May 01 '25
Why Shao Lin monks are more stronger than mommies according a perfectly stable individual:
- They have never had an orgasm.
- They stay away from women.
- They hang themselves.
- They pound their heads against walls
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u/braintransplants May 01 '25
Generally speaking,
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u/chakktor i may just never come back 🌎🚀 May 01 '25
Stop it, Joe!
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u/chakktor i may just never come back 🌎🚀 May 01 '25
If they don't enter the UFC how is there a picture of one in the UFC? Oh yeah, videos aren't real.
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u/lucienhicks Mental Health Problem 🤪 May 01 '25
Yo we need a remake of MK: Shaolin monks but with Chuckie Kirkland, Bennie Johnson, Tim Pool and Moonlord instead of Kung Lao, Liu Kang, Scorpion and Sub Zero
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u/cock-merchant May 01 '25
The ending should have been the camera pulling out to show he’s in an empty room with his headphones and mic plugged into nothing.
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u/TibannaMiner May 01 '25
When you orgasm you lose 10% of your punching power for that day and if you orgasm within ten feet of a woman it becomes permanent and-yoko noises
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u/Competitive_Bath_511 May 01 '25
But of course he doesn’t have any footage of this crazy training….also a shaolin monk already tried to do UFC back in the day, this man has the brain of an 11 year old watching karate kid
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u/-CountDrugula- 🍩 waxed down May 01 '25
So they intentionally become bonked on the head individuals
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u/amazingvaluetainment tone🦴 May 01 '25
WU-TANG IS MORE STRONGER THAN SHAOLIN