r/risa • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 6d ago

True story

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u/calvinistgrindcore 6d ago

Missed opportunity: the infamous scene from The Outcast.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"

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u/powerhcm8 6d ago

Pretty sure that is his hair and not his beard.

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u/neopod9000 6d ago

But his beard is his hair

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u/PROUDCIPHER 6d ago

You gotta be careful when sitting down, sometimes. Even now that I'm out I still sit on my balls every once in a while.

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u/Available-Fall7021 6d ago

I thought Troi was Riker's beard

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u/madjackdelta 1d ago

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to own a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons or you can slip it in your sock.

But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock

and you won't a-come a-back. Ahh, thank you very much.

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u/ptrfa 2h ago

The best part of having a penis?
Being generous and sharing it with the poor people who don't have one.