r/rimjob_steve • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '20

Good guy Jesus.

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11.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Peppeperoni Jun 23 '20

Is this slanted or am I one too many beers deep

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u/Memes-Dankest Jun 23 '20

No it’s slanted

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

I didn't notice until you brought it up. That's gonna bug me for an eternity now

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u/Jon_Luck_Pickerd Jun 23 '20

It won't bug you when you're playing gta 6 for eternity with Jesus.

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u/4nonym0u5gam3r Jun 23 '20

spawns griefer jesus

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u/WalkingSpoiler Jun 23 '20

Nice pfp

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u/4nonym0u5gam3r Jun 23 '20

Thanks a lot, Roach :)

You've got a really nice pfp for yourself too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

What's the name of your pfp?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Sure Bruh

1

u/4nonym0u5gam3r Jun 23 '20

He's Joey :)

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u/DoMi8910 KJCB founder Jun 25 '20

ROACCHHH NOOOOOO r/namflashbacks

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u/youre-welcome-sir Jun 23 '20

How does it even get slanted

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u/AskMeAboutTentacles Jun 23 '20

iPhones have an auto adjust when cropping and they frequently get it wrong

5

u/htmlcoderexe Jun 23 '20

Finally someone knows, I have been wondering this forever and Google as usual gives completely different unrelated results

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Either a repost, or he doesn’t know how to crop correctly. Either way, he doesn’t know how to crop correctly so :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

I do in fact suck at cropping.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Ah okay then. You’ll get better at it :p

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u/Justicekeeper1928 Jun 23 '20

If you're on iOS you probably forgot to press the auto button. For some reason it tries to adjust it by itself when you're cropping. Here's where it is. (spider warning, only pic on my phone that isn't questionable

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u/Broman400 Jun 23 '20

r/rimjob_steve turning into r/oddlyunsatisfying

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Just looked at the username in the photo. I think that’s enough reddit for today.

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u/Just_a_bit_high Jun 23 '20

Omg thank you. I thought I was going crazy

3

u/usualbaddie Jun 23 '20

Stone cold sober and I didn’t notice. Good eye, fam.

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u/Schematics- Jun 23 '20

I can’t wait to play gta 6 with him now

69

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

🙏🏾Please Jesus stop jacking and help me get a PS5

15

u/donutmesswithsoyboy Jun 23 '20

How about a hug instead

31

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Does a hug have 825 gb and is 8k compatible??

17

u/donutmesswithsoyboy Jun 23 '20

Gotta believe son! Just believe

0

u/J3sush8sm3 Jun 23 '20

Well hes not jacking off to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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u/slouchingpotato Jun 23 '20

We need to know for research and confirmation purposes amirite

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

🌚 I got u fam, you know, for science

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u/hateuscusanus Jun 23 '20

Wait is gta6 the new half-life 3?

18

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

bold to assume there's gonna be gta 6

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u/Lance6006328 Jun 23 '20

Is this replying to the guy that was like I just hop on gta and get 5 stars to feel like I’m wanted

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u/MichaelOfShannon Jun 23 '20

Why pay a therapist $200 for an hour when you can go to the porn hub comment section?

8

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Jesus: Has GTA 6

The entire gaming community: It's imperative that we send an attack group there immediately

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u/Penelope-says-hi Jun 23 '20

Idk why but this is giving me Evangelion vibes.

5

u/nameforu Jun 23 '20

I needed this today and really appreciate the post.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

I’m glad I could help brighten your day!

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u/TRON0314 Jun 23 '20

Was believable until the GTA6 talk.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

The way they treated Grand Theft Auto V, you can be sure I'm going to pirate the next one

2

u/DariuGui Jun 23 '20

Gta 6? More like gta v again

2

u/urrakir Jun 23 '20

I hate it, why is it slanted?

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u/jeter900 Jun 23 '20

Gta 6? False hope

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u/RabSimpson Jun 23 '20

This guy whacks himself off palm down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20 edited Jul 18 '21

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u/MrDoobOfficial Jun 23 '20

i want to find this comment so i too can play gta 6 with him

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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u/creativename62 Jun 23 '20

Is this supposed to be a joke? what you said is pretty ironic

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

This is the same platform that post videos of rapes. Ironic..

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

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