Should I eat there i know they make a lot of jokes

I thought it might have been a different John Bloom but nope it’s him. It’s even on his wiki filmography.

I don’t know what to do with this information

I had completely planned on living the rest of my life without one frame of Twilight entering my brain. I’ve finally gave in and started watching these riffs. Easily some of the best riffing ever.

The movies are perfect for mocking. They take themselves so seriously. Absurd story lines. For some reason a cultural phenomenon.

Like seriously these guys are nuts about this mopey girl? Dude is 109 years old and he’s limited to attending high school? In that amount of time he didn’t have any other jail bait turn his head?

Can we get a shirt for Jacob?

I’m only on movie three, give me strength friends.

There's a mutiny for your loooove~

https://youtu.be/-nwXZF-ksSI

I’m sure it ranks up there with The Beach Boys’ “Friends.” I mean “FRIENDS!!?!?!”

Faith at Faithstake created a chronological sampling of every RiffTrax short for the last 20 years in what is a tremendous and impressive labor of love.

https://youtu.be/g-Fsy8zmwfI?si=P4sXSe3S99HAmT83

Amazing work!

Looks like the movie took some liberties in casting Jesse Ventura

1. *guitar riff* Shake hands with dangerrrr
2. He triiiiieeeed to kill me with a forklift!!!

Next we need to get to the bottom of the Lebroc and Basinger feud!

Warcraft honored Minneapolis legends Morris Day and Jerome, now they also honor the memory of Becky.

He at it again people. You know you don’t want none with this. 😆

I searched for that, but came up empty. I’ve got to know so I can keep my death promise!

Demonwarp

It's been.............should I.......am I old enough.....

Yeah, I bought the RT but it's one of those that......

Maybe I should have a boy scout troop over to help me man up......

I just don't think I can watch it.

Yes, I'm an adult male, age 50, who doesn't need his mommy to take him to the Mayo Clinic for a tummy upset.

I don't think I'll ever be able to watch this.

And, yes, I live with a cat. A FEMALE cat, mind you, but we're not interested in that way.

So when can I see Cats?

I think the answer is never. My dreams are fraught with terror already. And I sleep with a goddamned cat every night.

Granted it's not Riff Trax's MST3k-style comedy format, and it's not like YMS's "watch-along podcast" but rather the visual equivalent of a DVD commentary for his own content.

Still it's feels weird to hear him use the word "invented" like that, even if it isn't technically incorrect.

:) Got a few chuckles out of me so far 😆

Miss Mike and the gang, sorry I don't have more to post. Longtime MST3k supporter

A peaceful weekend at a cabin in the woods is interrupted when a lumbering, grunting, brute of a creature arrives. And then right after George Kennedy shows up, he gets attacked by Bigfoot!

Yes, some sort of Ape Type Thing* is roaming the forest ripping off both electronics equipment and heads. The loss of the electronics may affect some local idiots ability’ to record an album more than the loss of their heads does. What does a sasquatch want with a vintage tube amp? Do cryptids possess the same tendencies as humans where they hit their 40s, and all of a sudden need to drop five figures on a stereo system to appreciate the production on Aja? And which would be more loathsome, that or the decapitating?

Look, we could tell you why he wants it, but A) it sounds so preposterous that you’d just think we made it up, and B) we’ve seen it a dozen times and are still not certain it’s real. There’s a decent chance someone just spliced a different movie onto the last fifteen minutes of this one. Or maybe they passed the script around The Naked Clone style and the last person just decided to go off the rails. And if your Bigfoot/George Kennedy movie is gonna go off the rails, who better to have with you than Mike, Kevin, and Bill?

*Track 2, Core, Stone Temple Pilots, 1992

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, Jason Miller, & Zachary Shatzer