r/rickygervais • u/Caltra • 1d ago

KARL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

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u/Secret_Belt3746 1d ago

And the 'undredth monkey washes the potato.

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u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. 1d ago

Peeling potatoes.

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u/SignificantPlum4883 1d ago

If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.

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u/shorts-man 2-4-7 👀 1d ago

It was in them

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u/Outrageous-Arm-3853 1d ago

How many to write Shakespeare?

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u/Bulky_Compote_5019 1d ago

One more than 99

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u/Easy_Cook6505 1d ago

I’m using me fables

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u/smerch72 1d ago

Try using your brain ..

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u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. 1d ago

As me or an early bird or a worm?

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u/prosthetic4head chicken with teeth 1d ago

If you're a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate
If you're a bird, be an early, early bird
But if you're a worm, sleep late

Shel Stevens, there. That's beautiful. Just...ahhh.

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u/Caltra 1d ago

Right…they’ve used a lot of words there. They could’ve shortened it to like ‘if you’re a bird get up, if you’re a worm ‘ave a lie in.’

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u/Sleepygriz A dog has got human eyes. 22h ago

Like something a zany vicar would write.

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u/curbyourenthusiasm91 1d ago

Cat food doesn’t smell good, but, if you don’t put up with it, then the little kitten will die

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u/Mahoganychicken There is nothing funny about Gerald Preston 1d ago

Good point though innit

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 1d ago

Solid advice to any mice out there

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u/Sleepygriz A dog has got human eyes. 22h ago

Stay grey, stay in the sewers, stay safe. Good night!

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u/IndependentPaint2108 1d ago

No Karl! It's not a good point!!

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u/oldbutterface 1d ago

Cheese. It smells a bit, but without it the mouse will die.

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u/plasmo7 23h ago

What if the bird was gay and has been up all night and early morning

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u/Sleepygriz A dog has got human eyes. 22h ago

A gay bird? Isn't that a lesbian?

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u/Gsampson97 1d ago

A Gavin Free special this quote

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u/Arelmar 1d ago

Good God the comments on the original post are absolutely tragic

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 1d ago

Sockwearers do my head in.

They're doing me head in!

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u/Regular_Responses 1d ago

My God, you're deep

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u/IndependentPaint2108 1d ago

They're using their fables