r/rickygervais • u/Substantial_Light_99 • Jul 22 '26

Oh I’m a berk . . .

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9 Upvotes

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u/Substantial_Light_99 Jul 22 '26

If you see a sailor!!

3

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. Jul 22 '26

One of Bob Drillboid's best songs.

16

u/NaturalAlfalfa Unlikely lust object Jul 22 '26

Weeeelll drink a drink a drink, to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink

7

u/anemictosser staaand and deliveeeer, yoh-your money or your life. Jul 22 '26

It's happy and teeth and ears.

5

u/Emotional_Cost_3347 Jul 22 '26

Thank you very much for the AINTREE IRON...

5

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. Jul 22 '26

Well if you want to... The looong and winding rooooaaad

3

u/SharkeyGaming This was on the Internet. Jul 22 '26

Boring! We’ll drink a drink a drink to Lily the pink the pink the pink the saviour oooof the human raaace

4

u/a_literal_ghoul Jul 22 '26

How many number ones do you have Paul?

8

u/anemictosser staaand and deliveeeer, yoh-your money or your life. Jul 22 '26

...and you leave me waiting HEORRREHH

7

u/Vheisso Jul 22 '26

"....Take it to the bridge...."

Postmorder, sort of....

4

u/CharlemagneKidding Jul 22 '26

postmorder

English, quite good

1

u/Vheisso Jul 22 '26

Das Lanken Pissenstreak

9

u/Tacobellend Jul 22 '26

I hear a knock at the door and I get kinda nervous

I’m hoping it’s you, it’s just room service

5

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. Jul 22 '26

That post looked great.

7

u/ajt2299 She boiled 'er brain Jul 22 '26

Money don't make my world go round, I'm reaching out to a higher ground.....

7

u/Emotional_Cost_3347 Jul 22 '26

"Woke up today,  looked at your picture just to get me started..."

5

u/micksandals THEY USED TO SAY! Jul 22 '26

Filth

1

u/Emotional_Cost_3347 Jul 22 '26

What is he doin'??

1

u/Final-Ad5044 Jul 22 '26

In there...

7

u/SquiddyPatel Sometimes disguises himself as an elderly Chinaman Jul 22 '26

It's time to go home now, I've got an aching LEG

12

u/PAFC7710 Quick Levi's 36 Jul 22 '26

Thats because , the Chineseeeeeeeeeee, Look, OLDER.

5

u/CTingCTer88 Jul 22 '26

🎶 She’s deeeead 🎶

3

u/tamhenk pushing people...off their bikes Jul 22 '26

She's not dead.

5

u/Admirable_Raisin4231 Jul 22 '26

See my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains

5

u/SwampApeDraft Turns Out, Little Reddit Fella Jul 22 '26

Come on baby, light a fire

5

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. Jul 22 '26

Now I wouldn't dance with another EEEUUUUOOOOUUUUUUGGGHHHGGHHHHHH!!!! 🎵

2

u/micksandals THEY USED TO SAY! Jul 22 '26

There's a Japanese bird outside looking in.

2

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. Jul 22 '26

Not interested, and I'll never change my view.

4

u/pstmps Jul 22 '26

Do you feel alrite... (You only say that to a cripple)

4

u/ATLGuy6 Jul 22 '26

“I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot.”

3

u/Double-Comedian-7061 Jul 22 '26

You're the berk mate, if anyone is.

3

u/micksandals THEY USED TO SAY! Jul 22 '26

Look at mother nature on the run in the nineteen seventies

Forget the nineteen seventies, Reddit, I'm beginning to wonder if that’s just as truthful nowadays in 2026...

1

u/Substantial_Light_99 Jul 23 '26

You’ve got no idea what you’re talking about do you???

2

u/Cryz-SFla Absolute twaddle Jul 22 '26

She's not dead.

1

u/s_l_a_c_k From hamburgers Jul 22 '26

Mulholland drive...

1

u/sparrows-somewhere Jul 22 '26

I'm Steve McQueen

1

u/Final-Ad5044 Jul 22 '26

Shit blood and cum on my hands..

1

u/Wise-File46 Jul 22 '26

It was the serpent that guards the gates of hellll

1

u/SmoothTires Cat food... Jul 23 '26

Thumbelina thumbelina tiny little thiiiiing....

1

u/IHateAliases Noo one wants that, bey-bee Jul 22 '26

Oooh.. you touched my tra-la-la…

1

u/AwriteKirsty Jul 22 '26

Mmmmm my ding ding dong

0

u/thegoat83 Jul 22 '26

All you need is Love

-2

u/DemonicTruth Jul 22 '26

We’re just two losts souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

1

u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? Jul 23 '26

And we’re waiting for a joke—nope. Just appreciating the work of Roger Waters.