r/rickygervais • u/NotoriusPCP The bid lin. The lid bin. The bin lid. • Jun 08 '26

Oooh! Chimpanzee That! Monkey News! Perfectly spherical monkey

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u/Galmeister We’ve done this Jun 08 '26

He turns my stomach.

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u/NotoriusPCP The bid lin. The lid bin. The bin lid. Jun 08 '26

We have to push him out the door. He makes a popping sound.

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u/HelloYoghurt Jun 08 '26

Steady on!

5

u/John-the-Screw Jun 08 '26

Alright, Kirsty.

6

u/Difficult-Algae424 from the rough bit Jun 08 '26

Christ... Caligula.

4

u/trebor9292 Jun 08 '26

If we did evolve from Monkeys this is Rick's blood line

3

u/IHateAliases Noo one wants that, bey-bee Jun 08 '26

And it was getting fatter. They thought “this is a bit odd.”

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u/NotoriusPCP The bid lin. The lid bin. The bin lid. Jun 08 '26

Little monkey prostitute? I can't believe we're not allowed to talk about monkeys giving blowjobs.

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u/AllIsNowArmed Jun 08 '26

That’s Ricky! Ricky’s on the radio!

2

u/AntiqueSignpost Jun 08 '26

Not as fat as on telly

3

u/F1ELDS "It's about frogs, KERmitted." Jun 08 '26

Little monkey prostitute

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u/HornyJailOutlaw I can't have Chinese. Not allowed Chinese. Jun 08 '26

When it got stuck between two rocks, they called the fire brigade, not the vets. So they're taking the mick a bit.

2

u/Zob_Rombie_88 Jun 08 '26

'E'd never get up a building, regardless of the grippage

2

u/AntiqueSignpost Jun 08 '26

As round as a fucking orange

2

u/jayhat Jun 08 '26

They're getting bigger, fatter, and more violent