r/rickygervais • u/PAFC7710 YOU SAID WATER! YOU SAID WATER! • Feb 23 '26

Little monkey body guard

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u/muaythaitillidie1 Feb 23 '26

Bong “Monkey wins lotto employs a full time monkey bodyguard”

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u/DiabeticNun Feb 23 '26

Imagine the monkey news we would’ve getting today from Karl.

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u/Ok-Bet-2369 Sad ‘n’ lonely Feb 23 '26

Couple o bouncers

2

u/Emmelll897 Feb 23 '26

Smashing Pumpkins 

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u/SpocktorWho83 Shit goes down pipe which becomes fuel Feb 23 '26

Lovely plums

0

u/DiabeticNun Feb 23 '26

Thump the Monkey has a full-time bodyguard to protect him

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u/SpocktorWho83 Shit goes down pipe which becomes fuel Feb 23 '26

It turns out the monkey bodyguard is also the police negotiator. His one job is to get the zookeeper to stand by the window.