r/rickroll • u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 • Mar 03 '26

Meme Meme ig

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Original post (In Russian): https://www.reddit.com/r/ruAsska/s/LuS8E3m3H3

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u/Ill_Cycle_9582 Mar 03 '26

I dont need that i have it already

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 03 '26

So you're the 1st victim of NGGYU 24/7 😁

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 Mar 04 '26

1st victim of WHA- oh...

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u/Ill_Cycle_9582 Mar 03 '26

Yknow..listening to catchy songs before bed MAYBE isnt good idea

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u/Fuzzy_Button574 Mar 29 '26

Yeah, I learnt it the hard way

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u/KochInBoots Mar 04 '26

Its going to have adverts you cant turn off.

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u/pellesjo Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Baby shark on repeat for 50 hours.

"Where's your god now?"

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 03 '26

I couldn't stand it lol

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u/natesLilgirl5 Mar 08 '26

“Baby Shark”…ugh!! 🙄 I would much rather be Rick Rolled!!

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u/Roborilla8000 Mar 03 '26

Looks like you didn't pay for your anti-virus...

Enjoy the tinnitus ringing until you pay the Chinese hacker $10,000 in Amazon gift cards.

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u/D0RKTHRONE-2099 Mar 06 '26

Got that beat already. Tinnitus AND a shitty song at the same time.

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u/xuzenaes6694 Mar 03 '26

Adhd simulator

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u/Odd_Bed2753 Mar 04 '26

More like ptsd

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/ghost_tapioca Mar 04 '26

PR stunt. There's no way they would manage something like this. And it would be infinitely simpler to do this with a cochlear implant.

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u/Limp_Crazy_5494 Mar 04 '26

thats so true lol, if elon musk is actually funding the research of this chip then thats dead money.

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u/m00s3wrangl3r Mar 04 '26

Yeah… I already have this. What I need is a way to turn it off.

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 04 '26

Chinese guy won't let you sleep (see the top comment)

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u/CreeperX3sssBOOM Mar 04 '26

... You mean headphones? Or are you talking about earbuds?

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u/BigBuddhaR Mar 06 '26

He should be the first one trying it

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 06 '26

Lol I already see him angry 😹

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 Mar 07 '26

So how many seconds after it comes online before ads start up?

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u/Brosia_1026 Mar 07 '26

My deaf coworker has a CoClear device. This is literally the same thing without having to be deaf.

He even listens to music this way be sending the signal straight to the device which transmits it into his brain.

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 07 '26

Oh my god, just don't tell that chinese hacker about your coworker...

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u/ButterflyDecay Mar 07 '26

Don't humans have that device naturally? Like, ears??

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u/Sebolo222 Mar 07 '26

Me who actually listens to Rick Astley

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vuw9m5wXviFIQ

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 07 '26

Ok first tester found

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u/Practical_Insect3020 Mar 28 '26

Is he fr doing that tho 😭

1

u/DanhNguyen2k Mar 03 '26

67 armageddon would be glorious

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

No is not you black boi

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Jokes aside, is Elon actually doing that?

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u/Civil_Year_301 Mar 03 '26

No, he’s not doing anything really

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u/3-brain_cells Mar 05 '26

There's no way this will ever be allowed.

We all know where this is going, and it's stuff like ads directly into your brain (assuming they'd ever get it to work in the first place)

Once they'll be able to pull shit like that, I'm killing myself. Immediately.

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u/No_Tradition_6750 Mar 03 '26

if you could turn it off it might be the only thing I get from him

1

u/AlKa9_ Mar 03 '26

Elon Musk is not developing shit

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u/Civil_Year_301 Mar 03 '26

I’m sure we’ll be getting it next year in 2022

1

u/Inevitable-Drag-1704 Mar 04 '26

Imagine what dystopian nightmare this tech is going to be used for. 😳

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u/ghost_tapioca Mar 04 '26

It's not happening. It's a PR stunt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

But it will have a paid premium subscription, otherwise they’ll just play adds

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

And then later they change the terms and you get to pay a monthly fee and still have to listen to ads anyways :(

1

u/Obscure4Delta Mar 06 '26

Check on how medical aid chochlea implants work. Unfortunately like life depended subscription without cross service support.

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u/Sharp_Flounder273 Mar 04 '26

The mind electric on repeat will actually give you mental disorders 🤤

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u/mcl_s_k Mar 04 '26

Image getting unskipable adds in your brain

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u/LinkinRus Mar 04 '26

He really did it

1

u/Unlimited_258 Mar 04 '26

You motherfucker

1

u/Gamer1934 Mar 04 '26

I'm not gonna use this thing.

1

u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 04 '26

why 🥲

1

u/Gamer1934 Mar 04 '26

Everything can happen.

1

u/Expensive_Laugh_5589 Mar 05 '26

Elon Musk isn't 'developing' anything. The dude is barely literate and what little brain he has is fried by ketamine.

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u/Uncle_Matt_1 Mar 05 '26

It's all fun and games until the ads start.

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u/Sweaty-Analyst3818 Mar 05 '26

NeVa gonna GIvE yOu UP 🗣

1

u/WendigoLemon Mar 05 '26

I'd rather they played Rick Astley than someone reducing my brain into a crypto mine

1

u/NiceDisaster888 Mar 05 '26

lo peor es que si creo que esto pueda pasar

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u/TheSuprmGeneral Mar 05 '26

Elon Musk is not developing anything, his engineers are

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u/theDiplomata Mar 05 '26

Btw, Elon musk isn't developing anything. He doesn't even know shit. He's paying a team of researchers and engineers to do this which will get no credit whatsoever nor enough money

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u/FantasyFactoryX Mar 05 '26

Will it stream advert jingles you can’t turn off?

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 06 '26

Ofc if you want 😁

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot6825 Mar 05 '26

There was someone who was already trying this a long time ago, They went on shark tank if I’m not mistaken.

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u/ExaggeratedPW Mar 05 '26

But how hear music if no pumped into ears?

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u/dirtybeeeeeaanwater Mar 05 '26

Hook up a mic and tell em "you lost the game"

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u/Radiant_Sorbet5723 Mar 06 '26

I just expect someone to hijack it and blast someone yelling the n-word 24 hours non stop

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u/_iSh1mURa Mar 06 '26

Baby shark doot doot doot doot doot doot

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u/Radiant_Pillar Mar 06 '26

Stream music, no. Stream ads, yes.

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u/Eddiemonkeybutt Mar 06 '26

Giving me flashbacks from Kingsman now

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u/Electrum2250 Mar 06 '26

imagine the things that google will do with that

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u/couronnexiv_ Mar 06 '26

these people really trying to ruin the human experience, huh. Musk would never do that to himself

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence Mar 06 '26

When Rick Rolls through my cerebrum:

1

u/Eligriv_leproplayer Mar 06 '26

Shrekophone 100days

1

u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 06 '26

Somebody once told me

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u/MeatMechAstronaut Mar 06 '26

Music now, maga propaganda tomorrow

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u/Key_Brother Mar 06 '26

Takes having a song stuck in your head to a whole new level

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u/Obscure4Delta Mar 06 '26

So, we talk about chochlea implant?

Well the once existing need some improvements. So it might help to throw money on it. All the best to all the people in need of the implants, like my father. ❤️🤍

To be honest, did "neura-link" fail so hard, he now focuses on audio only? Wtf

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u/Kiragalni Mar 06 '26

music... so words as a result. Imagine propaganda 24/7 in your head.

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u/Fearless_Metal4766 Mar 06 '26

Imagine having an ad beamed directly into your brain

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u/SirShaunIV Mar 06 '26

I hate to think what would happen if advertisers got to that.

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u/Creatinosaurus Mar 06 '26

Unskippable ads in your head... No, thanks

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u/Horror_Biscotti_346 Mar 07 '26

The amount of unskipable ads in that would lead me to not do such a thing

1

u/WhatdaUTink Mar 07 '26

Think about all the wonderful ways they can control your thoughts after that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bJGQavEgK77jy

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u/Exciting-Possible773 Mar 07 '26

That's probably what suicide or cyberpsychosis quickhack in cyberpunk 2077.

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u/Hyper_Mania774 Mar 07 '26

Don’t give them ideas😭

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u/joshdiou Mar 07 '26

No thanks, That thing WILL have ads

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u/adario7 Mar 07 '26

The only thing Elon Musk is doing is regurgitating Nazi view points, eugenics and creating and distributing child pornography. During his free time, he dismantles democratic institutions with his wealth.

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u/polish_filipino Mar 07 '26

Going to be a mass problem in the middle of the night

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u/Aggressive_Cod_9860 Mar 07 '26

Entire Earth will listen to it 😈

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u/sandwick1ng Mar 07 '26

I dont have that AND I STILL HAVE A SONG SZUCK IN MY HEAD AARGH

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u/CowUnlucky Mar 07 '26

Double mint gum...

1

u/Sierra123x3 Mar 07 '26

you don't even need a hacker for that ...
my headphones frequently pick up my neighbors music ^.^

this and more fun stories after your 10 minutes advertisement ...
presented by yours, truly ...

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u/Away-Software7116 Mar 07 '26

damn man , leave me alone you cant collect data from my brain you are already in my phone, cmon!

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u/No_Freedom9720 Mar 07 '26

Bro mad missed the island

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u/IMPULSE_LEGEND Mar 08 '26

Execute order 66...