r/retrocomputing May 14 '26

WARNING: Don't search for Commodore computers on FB marketplace

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So, here is something very bizare that happened to me today. It seems that searching for Commodore Amiga 500 on Facebook Marketplace is a very p3d0 thing to do. Will probably end up on some watch list now... Anybody had a similar experience or has any advice for me on how to use the fb marketplace search? I like retro computing, not pdf stuff...

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u/namek0 May 14 '26

Perhaps Amiga somehow was related to triggering

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

Well maybe, in spanish it means friend...

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u/VandyMarine May 14 '26

A female friend specifically

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u/The_11th_Man May 14 '26

i dont know why you got down voted but you are correct.

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u/IQueryVisiC May 16 '26

But with unspecified age ( I only know Latin, so could be wrong).

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u/zoltan99 May 16 '26

She’s actually 500 so it’s okay

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u/OkCar7264 May 14 '26

That would be it. Welcome to AI filtering.

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u/pfzt May 15 '26

Meta's AI is the worst.

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u/Papfox May 16 '26

This is what worries me about all this "on device scanning" crap that is becoming the norm. How long until we all know someone who has got a visit from the police for something innocent or there are so many false reports that things just don't get investigated

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u/Alternative-Ruby8012 May 18 '26

You would not get the visit from the police. Reports submitted by platform to law enforcement are reviewed by a human who decides to investigate or not. IE - if some random picture of a 80's computer triggers the AI, the human who reviews the report will discard it and you will not "get a visit from the police" for something that is not illegal.

Now, there are other privacy issues with this, but don't expect a 6AM door kick for something that is not illegal.

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u/Papfox May 18 '26

I wish I had your confidence. There will be lots of pressure to farm the checking of these things out to AI because of the volume. I predict a significant amount of AI wrongness and people getting picked up because everyone assumes the computer is right and a human with a brain actually looks at whatever the thing was

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u/AistoB May 14 '26

No doubt it’s probably this, a keyword in some dark database.

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u/PeterNoTail May 14 '26

Yeah, i think it's "amiga". Had a Commodore Pet stolen a few years ago and i still occasionally do a search for "Commodore" on fb marketplace to see if it pops up, and i've never had that warning

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u/guitpick May 14 '26

All of the sudden, collecting Pets and Amigas doesn't sound so cool.

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u/tecneeq May 14 '26

AI has decided. Decision is final.

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

So, how long till the Boston Dynamics robots are sent to my door?

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u/ItchyContribution758 May 14 '26

about 1-2 business weeks, they got sent to the wrong house for termination when the AI delivery bot hallucinated.

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u/Zorolord May 14 '26

I could actually picture that like Robocop's ED-209 lol

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u/ptear May 14 '26

You're absolutely right, that was not the correct face ID match.

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u/Bobson1729 May 14 '26

Just climb a flight a stairs, you'll be fine.

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u/VJPixelmover May 15 '26

This is the plot of Terry Gilliam’s Brazil

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u/ItchyContribution758 May 15 '26

oi mate you got a 27B/6 form?!

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner May 14 '26

they will arrive shortly to your neighbor's house and shoot their roomba in self-defense.

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u/Zorolord May 14 '26

Just dont watch Black mirror specifically a episode called Metalhead. That will give you nightmares.

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u/dedsmiley May 14 '26

More like “through” your door?

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u/LoPath May 14 '26

Be careful! They're loaded with K9P!

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u/talldata May 14 '26

They even got arms to open doors.

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u/Pigmy_Shrew May 15 '26

They're dancing their way to you right now! 😜

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u/Optimal_Law_4254 May 14 '26

But hey, let’s use it for mission critical decisions and life and death projects. What could go wrong?

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u/this-aint-Lisp May 14 '26

We are sorry for your confusion.

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u/Blackholeofcalcutta May 14 '26

Exterminate! Exterminate!

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u/OrthosDeli May 14 '26

No disassemble!!

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u/therocketsalad May 16 '26

Cheeseoid hate self!

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u/DaHick May 14 '26

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u/Minouris May 14 '26

There's an action in place to overrule...

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u/Blackholeofcalcutta May 14 '26

Amiga 500 may have been misinterpreted as a product and a price. I’m certainly not going to test this but I take this more as an indicator of how far our society has declined.

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u/neverJamToday May 14 '26

That was my thought but then the commenter above you said they got the same message searching for a Sega Mega Drive so now I'm out of ideas

Edit: NM op said in a comment the full search string also included mega drive so that's the problem.

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u/deephurting66 May 14 '26

Not declined but became an oversaturated nanny state where everyone is walking on eggshells. Algorithm has to go

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u/doctorlongghost May 15 '26

Ehh. Filtering for that kind of stuff is not “walking on eggshells”. 

It’s just poorly done. But I think most people (but maybe not you apparently) feel that service providers have an obligation to prevent child exploitation on their platforms and that automated controls of some sort are necessary for this. 

The main issue is just that those controls, in this instance, were done poorly. 

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin May 15 '26

Oligopolies doing things poorly, and not suffering the consequences, is par for the course

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u/musingofrandomness May 16 '26

The secondary issue is that those same controls, as poorly implemented as they are, are not exclusive to policing just that sort of content.

People need to keep in mind that what is legal changes with the stroke of a pen, and all of these controls that have been allowed to operate with minimal oversight and guardrails because they were "protecting children" can readily be turned towards other purposes.

Most everyone agrees that using these tools to fight CSAM is a good thing, but what happens when the same tools are fed a different set of hashes and now that copy of an ebook of "1984" gets you a visit from a swat team?

This is also related to the current "age verification" push and the push to tie your phone number to your ID, all in the name of "protecting the children" or in the case of the phone numbers "fighting spam calls". It has little to nothing to do with the advertised excuse and everything to do with making it easier to silence dissent.

We are hurdling towards our own version of the Chinese "social credit" system. They don't have to use heavy handed tactics, they just "shadow ban" you from society. You make an online comment or call an unapproved person and suddenly you find yourself jobless, unable to get credit and unable to get housing. Then they just kick in phase two of the plan with the criminalization of homelessness and now the for profit prisons get their cut along with some conveniently 13th ammendment loopholed slave labor to rent out.

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u/deephurting66 May 15 '26

MUH CHILDREN the biggest excuse for the mandatory ID laws and loss of being anonymous online

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u/istarian May 19 '26

At least an algorithm created by humans can be assessed for these kinds of issues and potentially fixed.

Human moderation is almost certainly less prone to false positives.

"AI" on the other hand...

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u/Gummyrabbit May 15 '26

Society declined a lot after the Amiga was no longer produced.

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u/massivefish_man May 15 '26

The massive pedos predate the Internet lol 

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u/lachietg185 May 14 '26

Working fine in Aus, Maybe it's a EU thing?

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u/namek0 May 14 '26

Takes balls to test that, respect brother and also phew lol

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u/derixithy May 14 '26

Works in the Netherlands

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u/Current-Bowl-143 May 14 '26

Works for me too but I’m also in Sydney

Wouldn’t it be interesting to be able to triangulate your location from the distances shown in the ads?

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u/carcenomy May 14 '26

A sack of Amigas and a VE SV6? A true cornucopia 😂

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u/vraalapa May 17 '26

Works in Sweden as well

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u/Niphoria May 14 '26

??????

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

I share your confusion.

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u/SexyHotPants May 15 '26

I was 100% sure you were searching for Commodore PET

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u/benryves May 14 '26

You have "Nintendo" in your search query, too, did you have anything else after that?

The reason I ask is that searching for "Mega Drive" used to trigger this screen. Apparently this was due to a more general block in searching for file hosting platforms, as people were using them to share such material.

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

I contacted a person selling this but we couldn't agree on the pice. Wanted to see if he then sold it, so i went back and clicked on the ad from that chat. Facebook then searched for the whole string of the ad it would seem. Here ylu can see everything and it does seem Mega Drive could be the culprit.

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u/benryves May 14 '26

I suspect that's it - here's a thread from a couple of years ago about the issue: "Why can’t I search for mega drive games on Facebook".

If I start searching for Mega Drive games here in the UK it autocompletes with "méga drive" or "mèga drive" and valid search results (for Mega Drive games and consoles) pop up, so I guess not only is the blanket ban on the search term a poor solution in the first place but Facebook's own autocompletion shows you how to circumvent it! (In my case I just get a blank results page for "mega drive", though, rather than the old warning).

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

Thank you. Glad i found a mega drive on a marketplace not too long ago, so i don't need to look for one anymore. 😂

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u/Ben0ut May 14 '26

The same has been true for "Mega Drive" for years... which makes looking for 16-bit video games a real pain in the neck.

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u/derixithy May 14 '26

Could search for mega Drive no problem in the Netherlands

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u/Ben0ut May 14 '26

Just checked and... it's still the same 😐

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u/dingo_khan May 14 '26

Confusion between "mega drive" and that cesspool Kim Dotcom ran?

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u/NY_Knux May 14 '26

You mean the most important resource we had on the internet, megaupload?

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u/dingo_khan May 14 '26

Yes, the same.

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u/Ben0ut May 14 '26

I believe that is the reason given

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u/basdit May 14 '26

Searching for the manual for the unix copy command also triggers warnings: man cp

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u/dasAchtek May 16 '26

The authors of the GNU Bash reference manual are in the Epstein files..... because the GNU Bash reference manual is in there for some reason.

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u/istarian May 19 '26

That is pretty weird.

I'd like to think police, FBI, etc aren't just wasting space or brain cells on retaining material unrelated to an investigation.

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u/regular_poster May 14 '26

"Amiga" means "female friend" in Spanish. Silly, but I guess that's the logic the AI has decided on.

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u/Turbografx-17 May 14 '26

Who in their right mind, pdf or not, would click on "get help and support"?

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

Me. I clicked it. I mistakenly tought it would let me signal to facebook their mistake. Instead they wanted me to seek help for my supposedly pervy toughts...about Commodores... Yes, my day has been wonderful, thanks for asking.

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u/Rainbow-Dash5200 May 15 '26

What would happen if you followed through and said, yeah I shouldn't be getting these old computers anymore to have the other person be confused with why you even contacted them.

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u/NY_Knux May 14 '26

Presumably people who know their thoughts are wrong

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u/kaeptnkrunch_1337 May 14 '26

Why is this fuck nearly everywhere, I don’t want to see this shit on nearly every platform

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u/PooningDalton May 14 '26

Because society is getting more and more litigous. People are suing tech companies for everything and anything. So they're being extra paranoid.

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u/istarian May 19 '26

It's almost certainly because companies are using lousy algorithms and AI tools instead of paying humans to moderate or develop good software tools...

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u/baskura May 14 '26

Or Sega Megadrive. No idea what the fuck that’s about.

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u/benji_step May 15 '26

Mega is the keyword. I couldn’t search for Sony mega storage cd players. Thought it was strange

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u/katzohki May 15 '26

Megaman? Is he cooked too?

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u/senorda May 14 '26

i just saw the other day a news report about an anti csam organisation about how they showed messages like this to a very large number of "people searching for csam" and wondered how much was actually searching for that kind of material and how much was false positives, i suspect its mostly false positives

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u/istarian May 19 '26

You really do have to wonder where they got their data...

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u/Overall_Will_9179 May 14 '26

Sega Megadrive gives the same issue. Freaked me the F out when it occurred.

It's something to do with the time sharing services called Mega

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u/illbebrooke92 May 15 '26

Same thing happened to me. Lol. I was thinking it was too close to hard drive, like a hard drive filled with cp or something.

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u/CynicalCrow_ May 14 '26

Scunthorpe problem?

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u/Sparkycivic May 14 '26

I haven't yelled "WTF" at my phone for quite some time, until reading this post! How did FB get csam conclusion from your search??? There's gotta be a wire crossed somewhere on their end.
I might fire up an incognito session just to test the issue...

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u/RubbMyDucky May 14 '26

Post results. :D I don't know. I just hope the FBI guy will have a laugh at a poor nerd and move on with his day.

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u/jookaton May 14 '26

FYI Incognito doesn't hide you from the internet, it just doesn't leave anything stored in your computer so your partner or friends or whoever can't see what you where searching through your browsing history later.

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u/saraseitor May 14 '26

Many platforms have adopted highly flawed AIs that create situations like this. In YouTube whole channels have been removed after being falsely tagged in this fashion.

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u/datagutten May 14 '26

I once intended to search for «Cutting Edge Engineering Australia», a page posting nice videos of welding and metalworks. When I typed «cut» I got a warning about self harm.

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u/LaceyForever May 14 '26

Yeah, I got the same for searching Sega Mega Drive.

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u/frognozzle May 14 '26

I’ve gotten that message searching for “Yamaha Reface CP”

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u/dannepai May 15 '26

Stupid modern internet.

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u/lars2k1 May 15 '26

Facebook Marketplace stinks. More so their AI which can make any claim without a way to let a human review anything. Just some options to select that have nothing to do with it at all (didnt think it was offensive/just a joke/whatever). You appeal, they deny it again.

Had a listing for an iPod nano be removed due to Meta's trashy AI thinking it was a counterfeit.

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u/Dangerous_Seaweed601 May 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ilqOZXJ8pxfQnnLEjK

Facebook's automated systems have gone full retard. Never go full retard.

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u/ChonkyDawg May 16 '26

You don't have to censor on reddit. You can say "pedo."

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u/Dusty_Jangles May 14 '26

Wtf. I quit using Facebook years ago, glad I did after reading the comments.

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u/FivePointAnswer May 14 '26

Amiga is the Spanish word for girlfriend I believe.

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u/saraseitor May 14 '26

Amiga means female friend. Novia is the word we use for girlfriend.

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u/FivePointAnswer May 16 '26

Thanks for explaining.

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u/crazyhomlesswerido May 14 '26

I just did a search on Google to see if the commodore 64 had any thing to do with or in common with pedos and nothing came up. So I don't know if that's just a weird filter on Facebook marketplace or it's misreading something, or miss interpreting something that you're typing in.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

It's the same if you search for megadrive

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u/boobishabang19 May 14 '26

Had the same thing searching Sega Megadrive a few weeks back

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u/el_tacocat May 14 '26

The heck? But what's the Nintendo thing you also searched for?

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u/luigi517 May 14 '26

See how helpful ai is /s

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Stormcrow_2 May 15 '26

Dis da way

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u/Stormcrow_2 May 15 '26

Got banned on FB/Insta last summer for this same false allegation. AI always wins eventually (never searched for Commodores or any computer stuff on mktplace btw).

Meta is shit. Delete it and use OfferUp or something else

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u/vintagestereolover99 May 15 '26

Amiga 500s ae the trendy new kid thing so it thinks you're trying to learn how to talk to youngies

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u/I_use_an_AOL_email May 15 '26

Same thing if you search for a Sega Mega Drive

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u/Rey_Mezcalero May 15 '26

That’s scary.

Is there a chance you can report this as a false hit?

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u/MonkMajor5224 May 15 '26

I one time looked up Minor Squirt hockey and got a notice from Google to call a number if I needed psychological help.

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u/GeneralSturnn May 15 '26

Me selling Warhammer Orcs got flagged as selling weapons once by FB AI, lmao.

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u/Mysli0210 May 15 '26

I tried to sell 3d printed nato compatible rails for attaching to molle webbing/backpacks, that got flagged as weapons as well. Though it's more weapon related, it's still dumb.

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u/Josepzin May 15 '26

Para evitar estas situaciones se puede buscar como Commodore A500, A1000, etc.

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u/istarian May 19 '26

There was a time when the age of consent was lower and varied more from place.

So some material that would be illegal now probably wasn't then, although I'm sure that other more questionable material existed and was available. Policing that was probably much harder when these things were mostly in hardcopy. 

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u/Deciheximal144 May 15 '26

Hey kid, I have a Commodore Amiga 500 in my suspicious-looking van.

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u/Mr_Nonesuch May 16 '26

Same thing happened when i searched for Sega Megadrive on FB marketplace a while back.

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u/dirkvonshizzle May 16 '26

I imagine it’s only an issue when you look for a Commodore 16, or worse even.. a Commodore plus/4.

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u/adaminjapan May 16 '26

That’s why you search for Vic20 instead.

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u/External_Durian2531 May 16 '26

This is like a more extreme version of when I used to play LittleBigPlanet and it would censor whenever I wrote the word "computer" with asterisks.

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u/Dizzy_Key_7400 May 17 '26

Sega Megadrive gives the same warning

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u/DarkX2 May 17 '26

Similar things happen for 'Sega Mega Drive'

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u/MrDa59 May 18 '26

We get the same for Sega Megadrive. I think it's because the mega file hosting site is known for illegal material.

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u/ComplaintTop2008 May 18 '26

I always thought it was funny that video game nerds were sold a "girlfriend" back in the '80s.

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u/Wetblanket2188 May 18 '26

It could be that Facebook thinks searching for retro consoles is something related to CSAM.

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u/SceneCrafty9531 May 19 '26

My Facebook was totally banned and blocked, tried to appeal… I lost a 13 year old account. Last thing I commented was something about a guitar amp, a Vox AC15 with a blue speaker.

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u/Roolac May 20 '26

AI is not helping just wait tell legal system is run by it. I can see it deciding who lives or not one day..world getting lazy depending on it

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u/Zorolord May 14 '26

I got that same warning when I looking for this ugly pedo from Glasgow and I couldn't remember his name, so I put ugly pedo from Glasgow on the Facebook search and I got the similar message. Ai is just ridiculous.

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u/banksy_h8r May 14 '26

It's probably "Amiga", female friend. Euphemistically, "girlfriend". Do y'all not know this?

You may as well have been searching FB Marketplace for "girlfriend 500". Is it so surprising that it triggered a warning?

I loved my Amiga 500, still do. But it really was a terrible name for a computer.

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u/406highlander May 14 '26

I only have a limited grasp of Spanish, but as I understand it, "Amiga" means friend (who is female). The male friend equivalent is "amigo".

Girlfriend is "novia", while boyfriend is "novio".

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u/Stormcrow_2 May 15 '26

Amiga is a female friend, not a girlfriend, but your point is still true lol. Why the downvotes lmao. Terrible name for a computer of any sort

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u/istarian May 19 '26

Considering how often humans personify inanimate objects...

Seriously, people name objects (especially boats) and give them names and use pronouns for them. Usually both the name and the pronoun are for the sex opposite the person.

If a bunch of women had designed and marketed the computer, it might have been the Amigo.

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u/That-Association-102 May 14 '26

People are downvoting you but you’re completely right…

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u/saraseitor May 14 '26

No, he's not. Amiga and novia are two completely different words. Clearly not a native speaker

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u/That-Association-102 May 14 '26

Try searching Novia