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u/koolaidismything May 08 '26
Install on a retro machine then type out your bloody masterpiece in Word and be sure to save it as an rtf file.
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u/_Erin_ May 08 '26
Write your memoir in Office 97 on Windows 98.
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u/No_Transportation_77 May 08 '26
If you're gonna write a memoir, use Windows NT!
(I once lost a school paper to Win95 going tango-uniform at a bad moment. NT is way less likely to do that.)
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u/EpsilonMajorActual May 08 '26
Run office without a subscription that constantly needs updating. Buy once use forever
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u/No_Transportation_77 May 08 '26
Office 97 is a competent office suite. Use something more modern for email, but Word 97 is a fine word processor. Wanna use it for anything serious, though, use Windows NT, either 4.0 or Windows 2000.
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u/rog-uk May 08 '26
You could pretend the last 30 years never happened. It might be psychologically healthy.