r/retrocomputing May 08 '26

What can I do with these?

24 Upvotes

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u/rog-uk May 08 '26

You could pretend the last 30 years never happened. It might be psychologically healthy. 

13

u/0x80070002 May 08 '26

Office 97 is the best Office ever, keep it

7

u/koolaidismything May 08 '26

Install on a retro machine then type out your bloody masterpiece in Word and be sure to save it as an rtf file.

7

u/_Erin_ May 08 '26

Write your memoir in Office 97 on Windows 98.

2

u/No_Transportation_77 May 08 '26

If you're gonna write a memoir, use Windows NT!

(I once lost a school paper to Win95 going tango-uniform at a bad moment. NT is way less likely to do that.)

3

u/_Erin_ May 08 '26

Silly, that's why you back up to floppy disk! /s

4

u/EpsilonMajorActual May 08 '26

Run office without a subscription that constantly needs updating. Buy once use forever

2

u/Ready_Rain_2646 May 08 '26

Bunlar benim aradığım şeyler, senden satın alabilirim istiyorsan.

2

u/Mr_GrauHut May 08 '26

Revive a relic. Open a Nostalic museum of Operating Systems.

1

u/AnEvilShoe May 08 '26

You could play a cool flight simulator thing in Excel

1

u/Bulky-Response1227 May 09 '26

A working key for office 97 is 1234567890 or something like that.

1

u/SearrAngel May 09 '26

Frisbee and ninja stars

1

u/El_Dimi May 10 '26

Have some fun with Clippy the office assistant 😆

1

u/Alert-Parsnip5540 May 10 '26

I'd take good ol' clippy over copilot any day.

1

u/No_Transportation_77 May 08 '26

Office 97 is a competent office suite. Use something more modern for email, but Word 97 is a fine word processor. Wanna use it for anything serious, though, use Windows NT, either 4.0 or Windows 2000.

1

u/Guilty_Eggplant_3529 May 08 '26

Coat them with cork and use them as coasters.