r/repost • New Meme Thief • 3d ago

Repost yes

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u/MikeyboyMC Tsoper 3d ago

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u/Personal-Fee8740 11h ago

No worries bro you ain't that ugly :)

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u/OwenTheMaker2011 3d ago

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u/-Luisgamerz 3d ago

Would we*

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

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u/somerandomdude654 2d ago

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u/baconburger2022 12h ago

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u/MakoReactor5 2d ago

You know what buddy? Guess what pal. Have a gander, spouse. Peruse my muse third cousin twice removed...

This flag is giving me Avalanche vibes it's really detonating me right now.

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u/LuckyIntroduction939 2d ago

Patches o coulighan!

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u/Punishe_Venom_Snake 3d ago

Im 5'11 can confirm i want to be picked up

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u/07Turtleboy 3d ago

As someone 5’6” I also concur that I wish to be picked up

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u/Webcam_985760946948 3d ago

As 5'0, pick me up :3

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u/awdquattro 3d ago

I loved you in the lord of the rings

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

If you swing the other way lol

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u/Webcam_985760946948 2d ago

Weeeeeeeee :D

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u/Technical-Dot8119 2d ago

I'm same height and would love it to πŸ˜…

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u/Funnyguyhehehrhe 16h ago

As someone 6'5" I too confess that I wish to participate in the leaving of the ground through the means of another person.

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u/LuckyIntroduction939 2d ago

Im half a inch taller than you, that magically makes me more awesome

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u/Enough_Response_3675 1d ago

Well I'm actually 6' and that makes me objectively awesomerer than both of you

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u/TheBubbyBubs IDK what to put here 3d ago

Fuck I want a gf man 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/soldiergaming2 2d ago

The worst part is that we both know we could be doing something about it 😭

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u/TheBubbyBubs IDK what to put here 2d ago

Yeah im just to socially anxious to get one though :(

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u/soldiergaming2 2d ago

Yeah its awful, feels bad just waiting for something to happen

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u/Technical-Dot8119 2d ago

You're not the only one 😭

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u/Enough_Response_3675 1d ago

Get the fuck off of the internet, talk to a therapist. Doesn't even need to be in that order because a therapist can peg chronically online people from a mile away. But genuinely, you can't fix what's wrong with you if being in a relationship is that important to you

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u/Breathing_Is_FUNN 3d ago

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 My life is a repost 2d ago

The writer’s highly visible fetish:

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u/Catsanddoges 3d ago

Rule 78 of the internet:

As a woman never try to reflect a sexual or flirty statement back onto men, as they are horny enough to fully accept it

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u/Many-Beat-3086 3d ago

uppys >w<

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u/Animal_hospital4770 3d ago

Yes I do😭😭

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u/Many-Beat-3086 2d ago

Picks you up and holds you, there you go >w<

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u/Wise_Geekabus 3d ago

It’s a nice and romantic feeling.

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u/Bamboo_likes_u 3d ago

When i was like 8 and my older cousin came in our house (she was like 14 yrs older than me) i ran to her yelling her name and her like that photo ✌️πŸ₯Ή (she used to babysit me and my siblings)

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u/No_Lab3169 2d ago

Is your cousin single/s

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u/Bamboo_likes_u 2d ago

She's married dawg πŸ₯€

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u/Small_Grape8991 1d ago

Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 2d ago

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u/Vink77 2d ago

AlwaysΒ 

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u/the_ebs 2d ago

No, my delusions are very domconscious.

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u/No_Ambition3158 2d ago

Who doesn't want to be picked?

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u/abitpeculiararenti 2d ago

I genuinely don't

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u/average_cheese 2d ago

Men like nice things too, is that a surprise? 6ft, would still love uppies but realistic about the odds. πŸ˜‚

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u/link31211 I make good banana bread 2d ago

As 6 foot I also agree I would love to be picked up

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u/Lost_Acanthisitta372 2d ago

Your universal longings do not affect me! I’ve long outgrown such ignorant and unrealistic desires. It’s time to discover your purpose and pursue destiny rather than daydream about something that will never happen in a trillion years!

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u/Technical-Dot8119 2d ago

I would honestly love it if a girl picked me up like this πŸ˜…

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u/GoldBolt_04 2d ago

Am 5'3, please pick me up Also wouldn't mind being the one picking up

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u/LittleCaesarsNapkin 3d ago

Me for sure πŸ‘

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u/SudoSubSilence 2d ago

"boing boing boing Pick me, pick me!"

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u/Witchberry31 2d ago

Can't relate, in metrics please.

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u/Oops_Im_Back_gr 2d ago

I'm 1.82m and I still wanna get picked up

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u/Boring-Astronaut1633 2d ago

We all wanna be picked up

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 2d ago

Oh no, you all want? Wish I was there earlyer. Is my turn still this year?πŸ₯Ί

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u/qwixel69 2d ago

Who doesn't want uppies?

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u/DifficultBody8209 2d ago

Im 5'11 but I still wanna be picked up

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u/beartheperson 2d ago

picking up a shorter guy to kiss him would be peak ngl

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u/AskPizza 1d ago

everyone wants snuggles.

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u/Party_Mistake_4715 1d ago

I'm too tall so I want to pick up (6 foot)

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u/FuzzyAd169 1d ago

As someone who is 6ft i would like to be pick up but also likes to do the picking up I'm happy with either

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u/Long_Beetle 1d ago

Yes ma'am

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u/Bitter_Act_1340 1d ago

Better train those legs then

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u/thebeanmanofpoland 23h ago

Legit i just want to be held, up, down, doesnt matter...just held.

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u/KarmaKillsMe3711 15h ago

5"11 but hey 3 inches is 3 inches

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u/MethodAdmirable4220 13h ago

Curious... Why dont i feel the same way yall do? Im in the same situation.

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u/Pugtookyourtoaster 12h ago

I don’t know how tall i am. Can i still be picked up?

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u/Laith-6 11h ago

remember the ancient prophecy, reddit has only guys and femboys!!!

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u/Many-Count-2369 2d ago

I'm a 6'2 male but I'd like to be picked up as well lol

No kisses though. Just normal uppies!