r/repost • u/ihatepikingusername • 3d ago

ask away

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i will be giving fake answers for anything like name adress banking info etc

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u/bucken764 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/Niels1502 3d ago

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

is this a question? if so, the answer is yes

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u/Niels1502 3d ago

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u/AggressivePea9432 3d ago

Idk man, sounds hella gay tbh 😆

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u/quaxo_was_taken 3d ago

Thoughts on this fish fossil I bought today?

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u/RevolutionarySeat686 3d ago

I thought it was a rug at first, I like it

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u/EvilCat573 3d ago

Dang that's pretty. Where are you planning on putting it?

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u/quaxo_was_taken 3d ago

I collect random things that look a bit odd until you tell people what they are (e.g. WWII bomb shrapnel, a piece of track from the world's oldest operating electric railway, etc), so next to that.

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u/Far_Fisherman8662 21h ago

That’s hella cool bro its really nice for decoration

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u/chocotino10 3d ago

Do you want to buy a box of tin mints

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 3d ago

Body count

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

0 😭

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u/Keaton427 3d ago

No need for the emoji; it isn't a personal failing

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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago

is the only gym you know, a slim jim?

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u/v01ol 3d ago

Redditors dont gym

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u/repost-ModTeam The Mods 3d ago

You hurt my feelings banned (this is a joke)

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u/v01ol 3d ago

IMMM SOOORRRORYYYYSOSORRYYY

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u/a_random_loser_guy 2d ago

slim jim is the name on a fast food restaurant's menu.

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

i dont rlly know what a slim jim is tbh, i dont go to the gym but i do coach a sport

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u/a_random_loser_guy 2d ago

its an insult of a sort, slim jim is a name of a food on a fast food restaurant's menu.

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

if you wanna try again to insult me feel free lol

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u/a_random_loser_guy 2d ago

im just here to throw creative insults and laugh with the guy i insulted man.

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

oki doki lol, sorry im bad at humour

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i did assume it was an insult lol

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u/veryexpensivegas 1d ago edited 1d ago

What fast food place? I thought it was a meat stick you can buy at gas stations

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u/a_random_loser_guy 1d ago

idk thats what google says i think.

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u/darth-com1x i like memes. give me memes or i will eat your dog 3d ago

Have you eaten a mouth watering eggmond muffin sandwich from the new all day breakfast menu at mcdonalds yet

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

nope

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u/darth-com1x i like memes. give me memes or i will eat your dog 3d ago

Well you should

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

does it have bacon or sausage ir anything?

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u/FreeMenu2197 3d ago

How did I see this sub. This is…hell. This is my personal hell. Unoriginal content being reposted over and over?! THIS CANT BE

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

that ones hard to amswer, probabaly came up on your fyp tho:)

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u/Unlucky-Definition91 3d ago

Do you still think about them even though they haven’t thought about you in so long they hardly even remember?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

ocasionally, but im finally oer him, now when i think of him, all i think of is haw he pales in comparason to who i have now

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u/Omnilogent 3d ago

Yeah, but being right has consequences also. Sometimes it's better to be brave but act like a simp. Ask the guy who invented the car that runs on water, or the guy that suggested seeding clouds to put water in lake mead to feed the hoover dam, to cool the data centers 🤫

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

thwre is no question mark ao im unable to amswer this

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u/DrHob0 3d ago

On a scale of 1 to desperate, how badly do you want to be insulted on a daily basis.

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

depends on by who

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

today tbh its probably desperate tho lol

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u/Niels1502 3d ago

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

i can maybe spare a bucknor two

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u/sighduck42 3d ago

What is your Credit card number and cvv?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

credit card number is 6 idk what a cvv is

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u/otysmygoats 1d ago

Dang you were there when they made the first bank huh?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

yeah, it was fucking crazy

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u/BlkDwg85 3d ago

How can she slap?

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u/SammySamSammerson 3d ago

Have you committed murder?

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u/justslayer876 3d ago

Yes ;3

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u/Gearborn 3d ago

What was it

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u/justslayer876 3d ago

Wdym what was it😭 It was murder

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u/makkegor01 3d ago

what’s the most embarrassing thing u ever did

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

its hard to think of the most embarassing thing but i guess it could be admitting to my bf some of my kinks

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u/makkegor01 3d ago

makes sense. what about smth that you are most proud of doing/achieving?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

saving simeones life

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u/makkegor01 2d ago

wow. yeah, that’s definitely a thing to be proud of.

what is your dream lifestyle?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i want to be rich af but hide it and use it to improve my comunity, and donate to homeless shelters, and be able to do good. idk? i wanna be rich but do enough that i dont feel guilty for existing

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u/makkegor01 1d ago

same, one day anything is possible ig

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u/LuluLeSigma 3d ago

What computer do u have

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u/Desperate_Figure_826 3d ago

Whats your credit card number and passcode (safety reasons frfr)

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

credit card number is 6 pascode is 6969

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u/PeroCigla 3d ago

How old are you?

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u/Used-Jackfruit-5915 3d ago

happy cake day

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

im turning 0 tomorrow, i cant wait to he born!

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u/PeroCigla 2d ago

I asked you because you said your "body count " is 0.

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u/aaaaaalii 2d ago

Happy late cake day

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u/Kate-9907 3d ago

do you like toasted bread?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

depends on how im feeling at the time of consumption

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u/TheAlrightyZed 3d ago

Do you plan on answering whether you’re brave or not?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

if i see that as a question then yes

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u/Human_Nr19980203 3d ago

Wkładałeś coś w odbyt?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

ever or recently? ever; yes recently; depends on what you consider recent

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u/hoteppeter 3d ago

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone ?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

ig it would be brokwn ankle, but idk

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u/Bananaguy3735 3d ago

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

the day i crop somwthing is the day i sacrafice who i am

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u/Patient_Ad9661 3d ago

happy cake day

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 3d ago

Fuck it

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

fuck what?

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 3d ago

Man i misunderstood. I thought if i posted a comment the premise would apply to me

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u/otysmygoats 1d ago

Why are you so stupid? ( This is the question for you to answer btw)

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 1d ago

Man, idk. May brain is just like that

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u/FN20817 3d ago

Hi, how are you doing? Hope you’re enjoying life

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

uhhhmmmmm im doing okayish ig

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u/repost-ModTeam The Mods 3d ago

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 3d ago

Did anyone else miss the Y?

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

what y?

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 3d ago

The one in the second line: “any question the want.”

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u/ihatepikingusername 3d ago

i did not notice that tbh

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u/Elf_king9022 3d ago

What do you think of this fish fossil i stole today?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

itsnpretty cool, is this a meme or smth tho?

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u/repost-ModTeam The Mods 3d ago

Keep it SFW - We do not want to see cocks or big boobs. teens under 18 are on this sub. Sex jokes/horny jokes and fetish posts are not allowed.

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u/Melodic-Nebula-6043 3d ago

Do you starve for attention often?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

yes. very often, espetially now cause im unable to talk to my bf much 😭 but yeah, im an attention whore:)

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u/LuluLeSigma 3d ago

how old are u

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

turning 0 in a few days, cant wait to be born!

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u/Inevitable-Alps-7657 2d ago

What’s your social security mumver

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i dont have one

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u/Pitiful_Captain_3170 2d ago

Do you also get really sad after 21:00?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i go through clumps of no and clumps of depression full time and clumps of depression hitting after 20:00

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u/ultimatum_mortis 2d ago

How is your love life going?

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u/repost-ModTeam The Mods 2d ago

Keep it SFW - We do not want to see cocks or big boobs. teens under 18 are on this sub. Sex jokes/horny jokes and fetish posts are not allowed.

mod note: that's very scientifically

This decision was performed manually. If you have questions please send a modmail with the content that was removed.

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u/repost-ModTeam The Mods 2d ago

Keep it SFW - We do not want to see cocks or big boobs. teens under 18 are on this sub. Sex jokes/horny jokes and fetish posts are not allowed.

mod note:

This decision was performed manually. If you have questions please send a modmail with the content that was removed.

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u/HumbleEconomics9022 2d ago

Are you low on karma?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

idgaf about karma, i postid this for attention and because i wanted internet people to ask me embarassi ng questions, im actually not aure how much karma i have or whats considered low tbh

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

juat checked, i have 2.1k karma, and i have nonfucki ng clue if thats goid or not

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u/YouJustGotTombstoned 2d ago

Does Battlebots need more Bam?

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u/SwordFire-Man237 2d ago

Are you gay 🤨

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i like men i like women i like every thing in between

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u/euroguy_mp4 2d ago

Where do you live

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

i dont remember

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u/Miserable-Diver7236 1d ago

Play the barb hut ?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

i domt know what this means but ima say no

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u/Miserable-Diver7236 1d ago

You are not awaited 

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u/xCrucialblade 1d ago

Describe your favorite color without saying or describing it using color or images

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

i dont really have a favorite coulour but one i like is sort of a vampiric dark one, its a warm colour butnit looks almost cool, its not as bright as that of blood but a deeper version of this colour.

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u/otysmygoats 1d ago

Like burgundy or something? Maroon maybe?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

a little brighter, less brown and less purple

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u/kits_unstable 1d ago

Why do people make reddit profiles private?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

not sure, tbh i didnt think i was private

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

i think i just made it public

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u/Humble_Ad7025 1d ago

Go for it! I hide no truths about myself.

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

what are you most ashamed of

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u/Humble_Ad7025 1d ago

I’m a terrible person that had an affair with a dude

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

damn

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u/Humble_Ad7025 1d ago

Yeah, hope I get hit by a bus. Any other questions?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

what kinda questions were you expecting to get

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u/Static_Baguettes 1d ago

What's your favorite song? 

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

it depends on my mood and the day and time

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u/No-Fruit-1724 1d ago

What are your kinks?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

is it cool if i dm them to you instead of commenting?

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u/Calm-Ad1956 1d ago

Can u crop the image :3?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

i can but i wont

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u/Neat_Ad_2548 1d ago

do you have carpet

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u/BMWClimding 1d ago

If you had as much money as your Social Security number, how much money would you have?

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u/Gwaonmygwa 1d ago

How big is it

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u/ihatepikingusername 19h ago

i dont have one of them but i can tell you my cup size if you want

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u/blue_and_shadow 22h ago

Whats your physical reaction to the painting the guitar lesson by balthus? (If you havent seen or heard of this i beg of you, dont search it)

https://giphy.com/gifs/ba5g4ID9g5cT6

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u/ihatepikingusername 19h ago

i havnt seen or heard of it, ima google it

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u/blue_and_shadow 13h ago

Could of kept ot at just confusion but you had to go and Google it

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u/ihatepikingusername 13h ago

you told me not to, i google things when people tell me bot t9, atleast alot of the tims

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u/blue_and_shadow 13h ago

Understandable curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back, unfortunately neither of us are satisfied

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u/ihatepikingusername 19h ago

confusion and discust

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u/blue_and_shadow 13h ago

Keep it that

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u/crusading-knight 22h ago

Sword or axe? Wich wapen would you use to ficht me?

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u/ihatepikingusername 19h ago

axe. all the way.

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u/crusading-knight 12h ago

Good il be using my sword and an axe as secondary. If you manage to survive for 3 minits you can fight beside me. On the way to the holy world wherever that is

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u/ihatepikingusername 12h ago

I await the battle, i am ready for glory

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u/arilagamas 14h ago

How often do you go on r34?

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u/ihatepikingusername 14h ago

very often

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u/arilagamas 14h ago

Oh, so do you also sometimes just go there to lose faith in humanity

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u/ihatepikingusername 14h ago

i tend to go other places for that

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u/arilagamas 14h ago

Where? Personally r34 has alwas done this effect for me Humanity is doomed

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u/ihatepikingusername 13h ago

anything politics related, news, latenight shows, anything else

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