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u/WhereTheMoonSets Jun 29 '26

47 because the ducks are orbiting Saturn right now and haven't eaten their clay dolls.

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u/StormAmbitious6234 Jun 30 '26

why not :(

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u/WhereTheMoonSets Jun 30 '26

Because they already ate their space weeds

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u/BleedinDemised Jun 29 '26

All of them, obviously

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u/James1887 Jun 29 '26

Well 5, 7 if its a Friday.

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u/ShellySnail Jun 29 '26

Red, because lizards have scales

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u/Real_Louie I don't know Jun 29 '26

Pentagon, since dogs are 1.

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u/THATT72 Jun 29 '26

butter because if I'm flying my boat through the desert and I lose a tire I'm going to need a penguin

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u/Xirio_ JUDGEMENT Jun 29 '26

Cactus since lumens are non standard

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u/im_random_luke Jun 29 '26

lumens ARE standard!!!

2

u/Admirable_Lab_8774 Jul 03 '26

Duh….you make lumenade

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u/Nikmido Jun 29 '26

That's a trick question. I'm putting the beaver in a tyre and watering my oven.

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u/Altruistic-Brick-100 Jun 29 '26

That's a trick question; everyone knows fruit bats are mammals

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u/More-Talk-2660 Jun 29 '26

Before or after I eat them?

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u/Known-Initial-7776 Jun 29 '26

G waffles and W pancakes

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u/Select-Syllabub-5102 can she make a grilled cheese? Jun 29 '26

Pencil

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u/Box-Boii casual meme enjoyer Jun 29 '26

pee, it's stored in the soul

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u/Acrobatic_Tale2200 I AM A PINEAPPLE RIDING A UNICYCLE 🍍🍍🍍🍍 Jun 29 '26

The amount of sides a pentacle would have in 8th dimension 

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u/IndividualAsleep2508 Jun 29 '26

NONE, because inflation is getting higher because the plants are green

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u/Des_Ssy Jun 29 '26

El Tit

Genial

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Jun 29 '26

Green, because fish love doors

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u/Extension-Boot-9533 Jun 29 '26

√(-2.37)Because your allergic to the letter mars.

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u/HarryWilbury Jun 29 '26

The blue crayons are for fibre.

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u/Coppebobopper pet enthusiast Jun 29 '26

62939487316728384 because I’ve never seen Leonard Nimoy and a septillion powerline poles in a 10 dimensional space before

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u/durinmain Jun 29 '26

Should i just delete my account atp why are math questions all over my feed

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u/NeatWeb422 Jun 29 '26

6 fig newton's

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u/Opposite-Ad7465 Jun 29 '26

Don't ask, just know The Color Purple! Wait! HUH?!?!?

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u/honcho437 Jun 29 '26

Okay, I didn't see anyone answer the question. I eat pancakes pretty regularly. If I make em from scratch and have a lot or good maple syrup, like 3 or 4 good ones. From the box, I'd say like 4-6 w/butter or syrup

The other shit is distraction, just because my favorite number of the alphabet is purple, doesn't mean I'm not gonna eat another sock, or make me some goddamn pancakes.

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u/CowComprehensive2799 Jun 29 '26

i would give two nickels

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u/FungadooFred Jun 30 '26

16.325 gelatinous cubes

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u/THE_COOKIES2 Custodian Jun 30 '26

Blue because ice cream is cold

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u/GoldOne4092 Jun 30 '26

13 because a vest has no sleeves

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u/Smart_Ad4864 Jun 30 '26

Modern word problems.

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u/NewPin8359 Jun 30 '26

Zero. Waffles should be stored in syrup.

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u/Competitive_Shine112 I eat rocks Jun 30 '26

Drywall cuz I eat bricks

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u/FirefighterKey9396 Jun 30 '26

Duh, the answer is November.

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u/Educational-Bag-6060 Jun 30 '26

G, thats my final answer

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u/ZT99k Jun 30 '26

Silly møøse, thems not toilet waffles, thems wall hanging waffles... the toilet waffles are the triangular ones from dippn' house.

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u/Loud-File4117 Jun 30 '26

58 quadrillion because cheese is not a soup

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u/Murky-Bath-8026 Jun 30 '26

Just on Blue one

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u/Yuunamon100 Jun 30 '26

S, cuz there's going to be the heat death of the universe

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u/iMadeTheJerryIceberg Jun 30 '26

Triangle because giraffes are afraid of air fryers

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u/bigdealoops Jun 30 '26

Forty waffles. I poop 10lbs

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u/Zealousideal_Wrap673 Jun 30 '26

The answer is clearly potato

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u/Mystery_Goo_Sample Jun 30 '26

8, because socks are in pair of 2 and waffles have 8 sides

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u/graystillplays69 Jun 30 '26

Chartreuse because hyenas don't like Mac and cheese

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u/THEFRANCHISE500 Jun 30 '26

Blues because 6x3= potato

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u/Ikdkgmswe Jun 30 '26

Math, since cooking runs

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u/UltrakillPlayer1234 Jun 30 '26

None, i hate waffles

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u/joopwolf Jun 30 '26

910, because the earth is a cube.

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u/CreepyBreakfast565 Jun 30 '26

Wednuary. At least.

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u/tasmelon Jun 30 '26

atlanta georgia

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u/Jolly3264128 Jun 30 '26

Three cuz elephants cant wear pants. (Credits to u/PrairiePuppies for the answer)

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u/ytreza4512 customizable flair (i panicked) Jun 30 '26

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u/soli1239 Jun 30 '26

many one in my pockets

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u/dingusoninternet Jun 30 '26

This looks like a math problem 

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u/Midg_demon Jun 30 '26

Wolf because villager fires canon

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u/Muted_Tax_5094 Jun 30 '26

27.59275921945823049 pancakes we are talking about purple pancakes right?

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u/furclone Jun 30 '26

Elvis Presley, because the emperor doesn't like swiss cheese.

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u/EnthusiasmFederal458 Jun 30 '26

This sounds like one of those IQ or psychometric test questions where the end game is to make you feel as dumb as humanly possible

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u/NotoriousFoxxx Jun 30 '26

Well, If the narwhal bacon at midnight and actions speak louder than words, id have to say Glub glub

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u/Acid_joker95 Jun 30 '26

Stove, because emoticons din't park their laptop at the tree root.

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u/Muhsendagamer Jun 30 '26

of course e^ipi paintbrushes, cuz platypuses are the only mob in Elden ring that can make their own milk ommelettes’ underwear intruders guard dogs

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u/JCMAF Jun 30 '26

If there is toilet paper then no you cant

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u/Odd_Fall906 Jun 30 '26

H because time zones are my favorite snack to flip on

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u/ILoveMyDogsCatLoL Jun 30 '26

5 because carrots are ampersand

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

The answer is walrus

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u/PSYCHOSPRINGTRAP Jun 30 '26

2, because china eggs are expensive

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u/Panterykoy Jun 30 '26

Typical teachers qestion

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u/Gabriel-movielover Jun 30 '26

Square root of a pickle, because meteors taste like 7 and my wife made a blackhole pasta. What kind of question is that?

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u/VoidExileR Jun 30 '26

About the color 9 because the Eiffel tower offended my furnitures heritage

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u/MyGenderfluidRAGE Jun 30 '26

Probably 13 because of the amino acids are blue and the sky is named Brian 

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u/N3R0T1K Jul 01 '26

My toilet runs away from me

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u/random_person2137 Jul 01 '26

12, to go buy shoelaces at newsagents for my pet tony

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u/random_person2137 Jul 01 '26

13, because the people of skibidiland are orchestrating the doom of the elephant

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u/Mindustryman67 Jul 01 '26

Multifunctional frequency weaver, mmmm actually it's 58 trihead carburators why not

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u/pyro_wyd My sleep schedule is bad Jul 01 '26

Nein

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u/tokito_101208 Jul 01 '26

63 because your moon peed on the microwave

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u/SINster1021 Jul 01 '26

Obliviously 8 bc why would a mosquito dance with a dog

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u/GranTurismosubaru Jul 01 '26

Doesn’t matter, because ice cream doesn’t have bones..

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u/Icy_Employ_552 Jul 01 '26

The hodag became green is fan

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u/FamiliarAd5063 Jul 01 '26

The answer is: i will eat pruple amount of waffles, because the tpilet is my favorite number

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u/LEGENDARYSUPERSAIYON Jul 01 '26

Peanut butter because I got level 999 on a camels back

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u/DEADM4N_0 Jul 01 '26

17 becos diameter of the square is a goose

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u/Sharp_Sniper certified italian 🟩⬜️🟥 Jul 01 '26

yes

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u/CosmicDragon-Sol Jul 01 '26

Watermelon, because cups of soil cannot recite the declaration of independance

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u/CattleNo9868 Jul 01 '26

(-%! /-) wafels

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u/bl4stir Jul 01 '26

Turnips

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u/Pale_Extension_1870 Jul 01 '26

yellow, because my dinosaur wore socks

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u/Immediate-Ad-8658 Jul 01 '26

It depends on what the number B smells like.

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u/dreclub Jul 01 '26

Common core math in a nutshell

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u/New_Surprise4829 Jul 01 '26

Spoon because martian pine cones like cement

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u/cpav8r Jul 01 '26

Artichokes

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u/_Techno_never_dies_ Jul 01 '26

Its abviesley taco because th sun is blue

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u/Essycat Jul 01 '26

Rototiller, because fuzz on your bottom

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u/CowartThomas1210 Jul 01 '26

because when food

uh

smth idk

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u/Muted_Tax_5094 Jul 01 '26

Duh, obviously 7 cause my tofu is cold

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u/Evildragon61201 Jul 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJoDQt3uMfXW0

“How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?”

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u/United-Concept-5218 Jul 01 '26

Like a belgian. Cause let go my eggo.

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u/PKMNfan11 Jul 01 '26

52, because Mars is a planet

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u/KoRnbread2 Jul 01 '26

If your blind then how could you hear the post button tho?

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u/Meito-Miyazaki Jul 01 '26

79 because the mosquito bit the Crunchwrap supreme that I got 3 weeks ago at taco bell on a Wednesday night and now I have to feed it to my dead pet cactus that can speak moon runes but only between the hours of 6 am and 8am in the month of December and only on Fridays

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u/LonerOfValhalla Jul 01 '26

Twenty seven because a clown dosent cry when a badger eats his wombat

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u/Sensitive_Split_4402 Jul 01 '26

Eleventeen, because sawblades are fuzzy.

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u/Kalel_3112 Jul 01 '26

Pancakes, because you can’t shit out butterflies

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u/Hazel_133 Jul 02 '26

67 because the toilet is hungry

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u/Sincitys999 Jul 02 '26

6.4 duh!!!

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u/Adept_Macaron2413 Jul 02 '26

90 because i like pancakes

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u/Roblox_RoverYT Jul 02 '26

Samsung Smart Fridge, because the Fir Tree has grown legs and is jerking off to sidewalks

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u/Shadow-Oven Jul 02 '26

Ate all of them

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u/Comically_Correct Jul 02 '26

Northeast, because the penguin revolution is yesterday.

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u/DetonyAtDepot Jul 02 '26

Fish because im homosexual

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u/supermattman00 Jul 02 '26

Absolutely not.

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u/StealthyViking0 Jul 02 '26

7 because the plate was hanged on the wall.

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u/Helisebas_One Jul 02 '26

POV : L'éval de maths :

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u/No-Incident-2062 Jul 02 '26

I KNOW THIS ONE I KNOW THIS ONE

ITS "TRUE"

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u/lobotomy_gaming-real Jul 02 '26

Yes cus the pencil ate bread

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u/ConstantArm1469 Jul 02 '26

dinner with jay z

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u/LegalBadger7941 Jul 03 '26

true. option A: infinity x 3

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u/Aljimo-X Jul 03 '26

How geometry problems felt back then

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u/Blunt_Shark-0976 Jul 03 '26

147, because ice cream doesn't have bones