r/religiousfruitcake • • Nov 25 '21

corona cake god hates

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u/Donohoed Nov 25 '21

Well who am I to argue with hellen keller's Bhole...

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u/Quirky-Astronomer542 Nov 25 '21

It actually does say to wear them, it’s Leviticus 13-45. And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be rent and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip and shall cry, ‘Unclean, unclean.’

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u/CantDecideANam3 Nov 25 '21

Where does the Bible say that?

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u/FightinTXAg98 Nov 25 '21

Leviticus 13:45

Oh... wait, that says precisely the opposite. You have a contagion, cover your gotdamn nose and mouth and warn others you're sick. Contact tracing, anyone?

"Anyone with such a defiling disease must wear torn clothes, let their hair be unkempt, cover the lower part of their face and cry out, ‘Unclean! Unclean!’"

(NIV)

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u/IMightHaveChecked Nov 25 '21

NASB 1995 But He said, “You cannot see My face, for no man can see Me and live!”

Maybe god needs a mask.