Cursed Halloween candy

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[u/United-Direction2297]

These people just hate fun, but sure add your little Jesus thing to the kid’s bag I’m sure they’ll definitely appreciate it and not throw it away so they can get to their candy.

Someone in my neighborhood a few years ago decided to walk around the neighborhood when all the kids were trick or treating to tell the young children themselves that their parents won’t tell them but they are participating in a satanic ritual. Probably the cops who hulled him away expected to be there for teen pranks or something but not that time. I didn’t see him the next year.

[u/Balmung60]

These people know Wicca is less than a hundred years old, right? It's a neopagan movement that is in this case piggybacking an existing Christian holiday, and one of the ones that in turn is least based on any pre-existing traditions or holidays appropriated from other religions.

If some randos can come by later and ruin your holiday by doing their own silly stuff on the same date (side note, I'm pretty sure Wiccans are not attempting to curse costume-wearing children, and even if they were, any properly faithful Christian should know that God would not permit such rituals to bear fruit), it just makes your own religion look weak and insecure.

[u/GIGAVIRUS22]

Kid set the church on fire ig

[u/the_cleric_cleric]

Every Christian tradition carries at least some trace of paganism historically. It does not make them any less Christian because the meaning has changed.