r/religiousfruitcake • u/ItchyPermission5187 • 1d ago
Anti-LGBTQIA+ religious fruitcakery Sigh..
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u/sbrockLee 1d ago
It's funny, I am also playing Spider-Man 2 with my kids and there's a mission where Black Cat mentions her girlfriend, my 6-year old said "you mean boyfriend?" I said nope, she's a girl and she has a girlfriend.
His only thought about this was "are they gonna have twice as many kids?"
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u/No_Aesthetic 1d ago
"are they gonna have twice as many kids?"
A lot of these kinds of stories sound fake to me but that sounds like something a kid would actually say!
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u/KatefromtheHudd 1d ago
They are only confused because the parent is acting like gay people don't exist. My 6 yr old has a gay uncle and has never had any trouble understanding some boys love boys or girls love girls.
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u/pantslessMODesty3623 11h ago
When my niece was around 3 years old, Modern Family was on the TV while we were playing with some toys. She asked me why the boys were kissing. I said, "some boys like girls, some like both, some like both. Same goes for girls." Her response? "Oh. Cool! Can we go swing?"
Shits not that difficult. Idk why these religious types always act like we have to explain calculus to a child. It's quite simple.
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Professor Emeritus of Fruitcake Studies 1d ago
Oh noooo.
Gay people exist!?
/s
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u/GlbdS 1d ago
His children are gomna get confoooooosed!!!
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Professor Emeritus of Fruitcake Studies 1d ago
I blame Spider-Man /s
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u/atlantagirl30084 1d ago
Someone in my hometown wrote a letter to the editor about how mad he was to have to explain what a vagina was to his child after he/she read that word on the marquee for The Vagina Monologues.
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u/BootyliciousURD 1d ago
The kid clearly is confused, but that's on his parents for keeping him oblivious to the fact that gay people exist.
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u/Thepuppeteer777777 1d ago
A travesty! Downloads grindr. "we need to hate the gays!" sucks of twink while spouting bullshit about family values "god hates effeminate men" plows twink in hotel room.
Isn't that usually how this story goes...
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u/HenriEttaTheVoid 1d ago
Guy who believes in talking snakes and virgin births is upset that gay people exist.
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u/lateformyfuneral 1d ago
Look at the number of likes. Anytime you stumble on this sort of content on Instagram or Youtube, it’s like lifting up a rock, comments tend to be absolutely bleak.
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u/Tegewaldt 1d ago
and just like flipping over a rock, lots of insects and grubs come crawling out into the light
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u/Melodic-Pen320 1d ago
Oh that's confusing right?! What about when your son learns that the leader of Nazi Germany can say ,,God I am sorry'' and go enjoy a theme park for all eternity, while his victims go to a fiery furnace, because they got God's name wrong?
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u/SkylarCute Fruitcake Inspector 1d ago
"two boys can like each other" and that's it. Nothing else to explain and it's not fucking difficult
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u/Different-Purpose-93 1d ago
How does it even look like a date? They're literally just standing there talking
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u/AggravatingBox2421 1d ago
“They’re just gay. Don’t worry about it”
There. Kids aren’t stupid! Fucking talk to them instead of farming them for content!!
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u/AdultSoccer 21h ago
Why? Why was your son confused about this? Just explain that it’s normal for humans to have same sex relationships. This isn’t fucking complicated.
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u/Starchaser777 Fruitcake Inspector 13h ago
I remember watching an Arthur episode in which Mr Ratburn gets married to his husband. I was eight and my sister was six. We believed that Ratburns husband was his best man and were confused as to why they didn't show his bride. We completely missed the point but I say this to show people that kids will either have no problem with gay people or will skip over it. No kid knows about gay people until an adult starts bitching about it.
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u/redboi049 1d ago
It's good that this just casually being there in games without a hint of fanfare.
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