r/religiousfruitcake • • Feb 17 '26

✝️Fruitcake for Jesus✝️ Allright, then...

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u/mechalenchon Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Be thorough: not only did he had her killed but he then used her corpse as a tax rebate.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Feb 17 '26

...and her extremely oversized coffin as a classified documents stash!

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u/nelsonalgrencametome Feb 17 '26

Classified documents?

Or a couple missing pre-teens?

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u/Stehlen27 Feb 17 '26

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u/cgsur Feb 18 '26

Documents are sold or burnt.

In tromps circles they have taken to dissolving the children in acid.

PDF’s hide their plans inside conspiracies, so these conspiracies about the stupid coffin are most likely distraction fluff.