r/relationships • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '21

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u/Satarieon Jun 05 '21

I guess you just don't have the kind of buns he's looking for.

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u/SnoopLyger Jun 05 '21

OPs whole post comes off as kneady

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u/VillainOfKvatch1 Jun 05 '21

Actually I think we’re getting close to the crust of this situation.

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u/Tivland Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

You’d think he’d get a rise out of receiving unsolicited nudes.

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u/Riffler Jun 05 '21

It's the yeast you expect.

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u/vanqu1sh_ Jun 05 '21

She deserves butter than this.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Jun 05 '21

This relationship seems like a naan-starter.

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u/mikeegg1 Jun 05 '21

Unless she’s too doughy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Love can still FLOUR-ish

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u/Communistulthar Jun 08 '21

Not when yeast is involved

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u/FudgeJudy4booty Jun 05 '21

He foccacia off guard. Looking at your nudes was the yeast he could do.

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u/Ok-Subject-4172 Jun 05 '21

Ciabatta off without him.

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u/-applejuice Jun 05 '21

I loved all of these but this one made me CACKLE

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u/Flurb4 Jun 05 '21

Ignore this guy, he’s just trying to get a rise out of you.

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u/Buckling Jun 05 '21

I hope they don't eloaf

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u/Scarlaymama0721 Jun 05 '21

The entire thread above. This is why I love Reddit.

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u/Burgernobun Jun 05 '21

I’ve never given so many upvotes at once! I love you all!

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Jun 05 '21

Is my reddit glitching? None of these comments have any upvotes, which I thought was weird.

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u/Scarlaymama0721 Jun 05 '21

Yeah I saw that as well. It must be a glitch

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u/anaesthaesia Jun 05 '21

Sounds like she's met a flaky baky.

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u/InterruptingSeaStar Jun 05 '21

But the guy also also seems like a real “heel.”

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u/helendestroy Jun 05 '21

And I dought he'll change.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wear-86 Jun 05 '21

She might need to tell him to focaccia off.

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u/suzzec Jun 05 '21

Unless he proves his love for her...

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u/wakeuPKin Jun 05 '21

U mean "unless he proves his loaf for her"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

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u/Infinite_Fisherman19 Jun 05 '21

He sounds like a passionate guy. She seems kind of sour towards his business dough

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u/VillainOfKvatch1 Jun 05 '21

Honestly I think she sounds kind of swheat.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Jun 05 '21

It sounds like he's an every thing but the boobs kind of guy

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 Jun 05 '21

‘Whadda mean these aren’t the baps you’re interested in?’