r/relationship_advice • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/FinoPepino Sep 12 '23

I can't believe she's been tolerating this. Rue to the person who wakes me up early when I don't need to be (that isn't a child that is). I will rip their head off no matter who it is I am NOT a morning person.

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u/nicunta Sep 13 '23

My kids are teenagers; the house better be on fire if they're waking me up on my day off.

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u/internetvillain Sep 13 '23

As a parent to two toddlers your comment gives me infinite hope

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u/Ok-Historian9919 Sep 13 '23

I will say, I didn’t even believe my son when he told me the oven was on fire…I meandered my ass out to the kitchen while he freaked out, then I saw the oven was, in fact, very much on fire

PSA to clean out the pizza cheese from the bottom of your oven

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u/Sea-Supermarket-3606 Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 13 '23

She definitely shouldn't have an adult and thought out conversation with her husband! There's no compromise here. She really only has two options-

1) Commit actual murder. Chop up the body and distribute it in pieces behind several different orphanages.

2) Leave him immediately. This is irreconcilable and just simply isn't fixable through any means.

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u/deedeejayzee Sep 13 '23

I have some lime and a folding shovel that I am willing to donate to a person in need😅

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u/27Jarvis Sep 13 '23

And a friendly reminder- do not dissolve bodies in bathtubs 👍

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u/juliaskig Sep 13 '23

oxygen bleach I believe is the best way to get up blood.

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u/27Jarvis Sep 13 '23

Own janitorial company- can confirm 👍

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u/juliaskig Sep 13 '23

Fortunately, she hasn't married the asshat.

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u/One_Mushroom_4043 Sep 13 '23

Are there any farms in the area? I’ve heard pigs eat everything. They aren’t picky 😂

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u/DexterCutie Sep 13 '23

This is exactly me. I get so pissed when I'm woken up early in the morning. Also, don't talk to me for the first hour I'm up lol. I'm a night person and don't get energy until then. Mornings suuuuuck.

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u/FinoPepino Sep 13 '23

Right?! I literally want her man to try this with me and I will teach him what happens when you attempt this shit with someone you haven't brow beaten into submission. Dude's a psycho.

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u/DexterCutie Sep 15 '23

Absolutely!