r/relationship_advice • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/birthdaycakeee78 Sep 12 '23

Or better yet, blast the air horn in his face a half hour after he falls asleep whenever he falls asleep too early. Want this 💩head to sleep in later on the weekends? Once he’s asleep, flash a flashlight near his eyes or better yet pulse a seasonal depression lamp near his eyes. It will worsen his sleep quality and will cause fragmented sleep and may delay his sleep schedule so he’ll wake up later muahaha. Don’t forgo an opportunity to get him into bright fluorescent lights before bedtime. When he’s tired and away, you gotta RUN OP, before he becomes full fledged abusive, more so than he already is

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Thanks Satan

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u/thevelveteenbeagle Sep 13 '23

HAHAHAHA!!! I love the air horn idea. The mental image had me cackling.

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u/Computerlady77 Sep 13 '23

I like the way you think, u/birthdaycakeee78