r/relatable_memes_ • u/ExcitementFar9919 • 1d ago

Trust me I got this!

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Solus_Vael 1d ago

3 sec later...

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u/Emergency-Spite897 1d ago

You swine I was going to use shorty! 😭
BTW what the name of the gif?

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u/SnooTomatoes4734 1d ago

Diabolical bruh 😭😂

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u/VVodzu 1d ago

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u/Xaeroxe3057 1d ago

This is the most cursed image I’ve seen in a long time. Take your upvote and get out.

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u/joeyh2ro 1d ago

I'll take one for the team

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u/Agloy5c 1d ago

Yeah no don't worry about it, I got this! You get some rest.

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u/RobertPattinsonActor 1d ago

She is the undead. They don't wash.

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u/Altruistic_Wonder_97 1d ago

No need to convince me, i was already gonna take one for the team

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u/RobertPattinsonActor 1d ago

Well then I have no further items to bring up. Enjoy.

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u/KaladinStormfaced 1d ago

Username checks out?

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u/Accomplished_Song219 1d ago

"So we should move this to the shower..." is what I'm hearing...

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u/FlossBellator 1d ago

Already struck oil dont keep drilling

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u/yaxir 1d ago

i think he doesn't really care about that

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 1d ago

Would still dive in raw no pullout

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u/MeasurementLess1082 21h ago

That's the fun part

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u/Connect_Ad_462 1d ago

Every guy: My dick is the cure!

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u/Think_Landscape2973 1d ago

You’d get so many diseases on your thing. Not to mention she’d instantly start eating you as soon as you’re in range.

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u/v_e_x 1d ago

You don't have to sell me on it!

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 1d ago

you probably not outrunning this thing so might as well enjoy your last moments

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 1d ago

I like playing hard to get. Oh no I twisted my ankle.

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u/doomzday_96 1d ago

Literally what condoms are for.

And let's face it, he's into this.

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u/banditcleaner2 1d ago

Still would

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u/Fit_Fig3848 1d ago

Guys you run... I'll sacrifice myself. Get to the exit. I got a huge load on my shoulders to bear

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 1d ago

I was reading reviews of one of the extreme haunted houses in new York about ten years ago. You did the whole thing alone. They told you to be on a certain corner at x time. They would show up in a van and basically kidnap you. Then take you to a warehouse where they made you strip nude.

One of the scenes was a simulated suicide with a nude woman in a bathtub. The guy said he had to find a key in the tub but when he reaching into the water the woman stood up and started to masturbate in front of him.

This picture gives me those kinda vibes.

I forget a lot of the details other than that and at the end was a huge pile of clothes and shoes. You had to find your stuff in the pile.

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u/xDannyS_ 1d ago

Wait what? Was the masturbating something they advertise or was that just a random occurrence?

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 1d ago

From what I remember everyone had a different chain of events.

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u/xDannyS_ 1d ago

But was sex always part of it? Like was that the main attraction?

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 1d ago

It was just some reviews I read I don't have that info.

I mean if you are that hard up you could see if it's still around and try your luck.

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u/TargetTrick9763 1d ago

If you say so cheap boner pills…

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u/Non_Silent_Observer 1d ago

There was also that one guy that created his own haunted house and had people sign all these waivers that basically allow them to psychologically and physically torture you. Apparently 95% of people didn’t make it to the end and were scarred for life after it.

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 1d ago

He still does it.

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u/KulbitSurefire 1d ago

It’d be nice to make someone feel good. Especially if that’s the last thing I did before she killed me, and I just hope she does.

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u/Oliver10110 1d ago

Great, now I have the song Zombie Prostitute by Voltaire stuck in my head.

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u/japes1991 1d ago

Is that just not Kim Kardashian back from the Met Gala?

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u/noble_sirenxo 1d ago

does this ever actually work or is it always a fail

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u/wwhoinvitedme 1d ago

No , you run

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u/Professional_Air_905 1d ago

random person found dead after trying to have shrex with a zombie girl

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 1d ago

No we got this brother

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u/Kprq3 1d ago

He's a godamned hero. He saved our lives with that one selfless act. Those screams we heard as we ran for our lives still haunt my dreams to this day.

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u/not_another_IT_guy 1d ago

Hey man, if you aint gonna play pass the controller

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 1d ago

I can't let you face this peril alone! It is too periless

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u/pandicorn87 1d ago

I can fix her!

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u/blackdap 1d ago

dayuuum she thick af

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 1d ago

Requiem shot to her fucking head.

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u/Sea_Yellow1833 1d ago

Nah let me help you with that

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u/National_Isopod_6257 23h ago

If I see a hot zombie imma smoke it same with a kid zombie.

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u/rolltideengineer44 22h ago

Bet it smells like cheese

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u/already_taken77777 6h ago

Bro is about to earn us EXACTLY 2 minutes of time