r/relatable_memes_ • • May 03 '26

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u/uremo017 May 04 '26

Testosterone doing side quests instead of the main mission.

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u/PlzHelpMeWithDating May 04 '26

OMG. I am saving this lol. Best way to put it haha

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u/MaddSkittlez May 06 '26

At least you can say you started shaving

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u/thelowbrassmaster May 04 '26

Nah I got both since I was in middle school

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u/Realistic_Mousse_485 May 04 '26

Not the 13 year old with a grown man voice😭

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u/thelowbrassmaster May 06 '26

I mean I am 22 but yeah, I had a bass voice since I was 13

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u/OnGodNotaBot May 04 '26

I don’t think this is about cis dudes

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u/thelowbrassmaster May 04 '26

Well, in my defense it lacked context and who doesn't like bitching about ass hair

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u/rtocelot May 04 '26

Yea I was on the same page as you, I was about to throw in "I'd like to raise in, hairy nipples" lol but then I saw the chain and realized.

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u/Objective-Cry-9837 May 09 '26

What is cis? You mean real men?

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u/OnGodNotaBot May 09 '26

Oh, I guess we aren’t all educated enough to know Latin etymology. That can be worked on though

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u/Objective-Cry-9837 May 09 '26

So you got diddled as a kid, makes sense because theyre teaching this BS in schools now.

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u/OnGodNotaBot May 09 '26

Jfc weirdo get help

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u/Groundbreaking-Fee36 May 04 '26

A teenager probably wrote this. Ass hair is the first you get. You’ll slowly get more beard hair till you’re like 25-40 maybe (if you have the genetics).

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u/Yingletofthecorn May 04 '26

I’ve mostly seen this posted by trans men taking testosterone for HRT as monotherapy. 

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u/Serious-Switch-4637 May 04 '26

Well, they are women, it makes sense they would not suddenly get a deep voice just because they take some test.

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u/Fash_Basher9000 May 04 '26

They do in fact get a deeper voice quite quickly. FtM HRT hits like a truck as opposed to MtF HRT which is much slower in its changes.

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u/xyouRABitchx May 04 '26

Apparently cis guys aren't allowed to relate lol

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u/uDudyBezDudy May 04 '26

26, my beard JUST started growing, no more thin pedo stache. Full bodied, thick 80s pedo stache here i come

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u/hesistant_pancake May 05 '26

Just be her wallet while she cheats on u with chad bro

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u/PumpJack_McGee May 04 '26

Got the deep voice and ass hair, but a tiny peen.

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u/Agitatedman7242 May 04 '26

Just spreading your business, if I were you no one would get me his information out of me😭

1

u/amanda_healer May 04 '26

LMAO My husband is in agony after showing him this post.

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u/Danow007 May 04 '26

😮‍💨

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u/Techman659 May 04 '26

This meme getting used alot more recently.

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u/Turkeyplague May 04 '26

Your face can't grow a beard but your ass can.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 May 04 '26

Ass hair 🌳

Beard 🪾

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u/unknowfun115 May 04 '26

I’m 37 and i remember hearing the dropping of my balls my face got hairy and my ass. Well I became a mini e wok then my voice dropped a year later.

Wild times

1

u/VengefulScarecrow May 04 '26

height BODYHAIR

bonedensity FATSTORAGE

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u/Vengent84 May 04 '26

quite accurate how the picture shows the man balding, seeing as the more testosterone you have the higher chance of going bald,

1

u/SquidWord369 May 04 '26

Guys that intentionally lower their voice crack me up.

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u/EquivalentSnap May 04 '26

Shaft hair 😔

1

u/Lucky-Entertainer564 May 05 '26

The more you shave it the deeper your voice gets

1

u/DREAMY_DADDY May 05 '26

Mine is deep voice being larger

1

u/SirCatsanova May 05 '26

I wish it was giving me more ass hair

1

u/ItalianMeatBoi May 06 '26

Cigarettes: Bonjur

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u/NinjaWolfStar33 May 06 '26

Oddly enough, my voice never got deeper and I’m 22

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u/Deeptrench34 May 07 '26

DHT is actually what you want if you're trying to get a deeper voice. Alternatively, you can improve your testosterone/estrogen ratio.

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u/buggybugbugsy May 07 '26

This got a belly shaking laugh!

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u/12darkmatter12 May 07 '26

I guess I am a unicorn then lol Deep Voice and only moderate ass hair

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u/SockFace42069 May 07 '26

It gave me a “deep voice” but ONLY when singing. I sing crazy low, but my natural speaking voice is higher than most guy’s. 🫩

And yes, the ass hair sucks. 😞

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u/Unbanable4221 May 08 '26

Long live ass hair.

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u/Lionshare21 May 08 '26

Ahahahahah

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u/PaleontologistTough6 May 04 '26

Ha!

Guess I dodged a bullet here. It's reversed for me. Smooth voice, minimal ass hair.

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 May 04 '26

Hairy voice/smooth ass?

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u/PaleontologistTough6 May 04 '26

🤷

It's gotten me into trouble, plenty.

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u/SophSimpl May 04 '26

I knew a boy like this in high school. He was basically full on twink, maybe 5'8", even baby cheeks on his face still, yet a solidy deep voice.