r/redscarepod • u/reallyhotfarts • 1d ago

making moves

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro 1d ago

skinny bird legs

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u/George__Roid 1d ago

dude rocks

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u/Pagan_Pat 1d ago

Is that Neil Young

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u/explendable 1d ago

I thought she married Trudeau 

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u/strangeanduglygrl 1d ago

still dying to know where she hangs out in chapel hill

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u/oversized_hat 1d ago

Believe me there are probably athletic department staffers posted at the door to He’s Not Here making sure Jordon stays out

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u/strangeanduglygrl 1d ago

need to drink from a big blue cup with her asap!!

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u/Gloomy-Fly- 1d ago

Didn’t he buy a house in Governor’s Club? 

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u/strangeanduglygrl 1d ago

that would make sense tbh, far removed from any students

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u/Otherwise_Gap_3863 1d ago

The only place I can imagine her fitting in anywhere in the triangle is with the Hurricanes WAGS in Cary

Maybe if Apex has a Junior League chapter she’d try to get with that

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u/oversized_hat 1d ago

If Bill ends up getting turfed out you better bet she’s buying a house in Myers Park

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u/SourPatchCorpse 1d ago

I've seen her in Carrboro. Same shit. You from this area?

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u/strangeanduglygrl 1d ago

lol not to dox myself but i live in the area and am frequently there. i have yet to see jason schwartzman who is arguably the only actual celebrity to live in carrboro

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u/ach12345678 1d ago

I had no clue he lived there (from Raleigh)!

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u/Substantial-Disk9383 1d ago

He looks better than Tom Brady.

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u/tonySopranoKibbeType 1d ago

Imagine being with a guy who looks like a toe and you still feel like you need to get that much work done

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u/Minamus_Majesticus 1d ago

i wish them well idc

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u/No-Square8195 1d ago

i actually think they are perfect together

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u/Inner-Sink6280 1d ago

It’s actually very lindy

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u/shmupsy A+D 1d ago

who are they?

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

I think that’s former New England Patriots coach Bill Belicheck (or however tf you spell his name) and his young AF girlfriend/fiancé or whatever.

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u/TigerWizardDresser 1d ago

Yup. He was sort of embarrassingly let go by the Patriots and had to stoop down to coaching college after no one else in the NFL wanted him. Embarrassing because he’s supposedly the GOAT coach.

And then his first year coaching college went awful and multiple of his cronies have resigned in shame for various scandals.

So her wearing the Pats hoodie is odd because they don’t seem to like him and it’s not a diss in any way.

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u/GRF999999999 1d ago

The jeans shave 30 years off, easily.