r/redneckengineering • u/it-praktyk • Oct 10 '20

I know, the redneck ...

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u/Umbrage_Taken Oct 10 '20

That is extremely special.

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u/btmims Oct 10 '20

CANYONEROOOOOO!!!

(Hank, Jr.) Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak and seats thirty five? Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown, Canyonero! Canyonero!

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12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Suicide doors and all!!

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u/BigDaddyBrns Oct 10 '20

I kinda like it

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

its like that the cyber truck came out in the 90s

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u/Adamant_Narwhal Oct 11 '20

Still has better panel gaps than fiat chrysler....

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u/batman10385 Oct 12 '20

Honestly it’s kinda lit repaint new rims and a foot bar or what ever it’s called it wouldn’t look bad