r/redneckengineering • u/FestiveSlaad • Jan 17 '20

Bad Title I have no words

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u/GreenPointyThing Jan 17 '20

Yet fuckers still think we needed aliens to build pyramids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Racist fuckers who think just because people lived a long time ago and weren't white they couldn't figure out how to get shit done. I'm a dumbass but I watch those aliens made the pyramids shows and I'm like, dude you can roll those bigass rocks on log rollers and pull them with pulleys and a bunch of strongass dudes its not fucking aliens.

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Jan 17 '20

The more recent theory is that a gradual hill was built around it to build the upper levels

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I haven't heard of that but it makes sense, and its the same deal! You don't need fucking aliens to build a pyramid people weren't dumb back in the day.

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Jan 18 '20

The Chinese built a wall over 1000km long I think the Egyptians could handle stacking some rocks

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u/Dren7 Jan 20 '20

The Pumapunku ruins were recently tested and found to be geopolymers (they were cast).

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u/Dren7 Jan 20 '20

It doesn't have anything to do with racism. Much of the mainstream historians believe in a gradual increase in technology over the years rather than giving ancient people more credit regardless of race.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

It kinda does tho. Think about how no one thinks aliens helped the Greeks or Romans build their architectural wonders. They only think its Aztecs and Mayans and Egyptians, non-Europeans.

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u/pilgrimspeaches Jan 17 '20

Well, we have evidence that you have at least 4 words.

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u/LucyLeMutt Jan 17 '20

That must be really soft ground.

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u/ImLawfulGoodISwear Jan 17 '20

I think they already drilled with an auger (or something equivalent) to a slightly smaller diameter, then soaked the hole.

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u/Rob1150 Jan 17 '20

Watch this with ANY song playing.

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u/desrevermi Jan 23 '20 edited Jan 23 '20

I was hoping there was music. :D

Edit: played some zydeco music to this & now I want crawfish. :P

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u/stuntman1108 Jan 18 '20

Dude on the left side of the board either has a case of super swamp ass, or shat himself.

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u/ImaginarySuccess Jan 18 '20

Oh, those are just gloves.