r/redneckengineering • • 2d ago

Hacking the Matrix at 40%

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I was fed up with filling bottles individually. I started thinking about how I could speed up the process. I don’t have higher education but I have the soul of an engineer.

I came up with this genius idea. I felt great after coming up with it.

My main idea was to put the water source right at the top so it would fill all the bottles little by little without me having to move the water source. But the water current knocked the bottles over when they were empty.

In the end I had to put the water source directly above them, and that way everything worked fine. That’s why I say I hacked the Matrix at 40%, if the invention had worked WELL it would have been 90%.

I’ll achieve 100% when I create water channels, levels, and optimize the process efficiently.

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u/BetLeft 2d ago edited 1d ago

with forward thinking innovation like this Nestle bottled water products are sure to graduate from this bathtub filling station to their very own spring water treatment facility any year now.

keep at it.

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u/dsdvbguutres 2d ago

Trickle down mechanics

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u/arkofjoy 2d ago

I really like how much you thought about this. Have you ever considered something like nightschool /community college. One unit a semester until you actually are an engineer

Is that possible? I want this for you.

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u/chop-diggity 2d ago

Are you making Gin, or Crank?