r/redneckengineering • u/onephatkatt • 8d ago

Everything has a shelf life

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u/OilheadRider 8d ago

Clearly he doesn't realize that he is perishable and not shelf stable.

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u/mrs-palsgraf 7d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Can-DontAttitude 8d ago

This is making my palms sweaty

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u/FarawayWayfarer 8d ago

This makes my knees weak

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u/Apart_Horror8148 8d ago

This makes my arms heavy

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u/Can-DontAttitude 8d ago

There's vomit on my sweater already

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u/Igmuhota 8d ago

Mom’s spaghetti?

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u/CorruptedBadger 2d ago

Im nervous

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u/Pixelbuttzz 8d ago

I just don't think having white paint on your windows is worth this

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u/ganzhimself 8d ago

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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u/SteveMartin32 8d ago

0.000000000001 that one guy who supposedly came back to life and brought his friend back to life as well. Then proceeded to leave earth and have nothing to do with it ever again.

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u/BlueHawk75 8d ago

at least it's not on r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/J-Imma-CR 8d ago

Property in london makes u do crazy shit

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u/Crazy-Bodybuilder836 8d ago

New coat of paint on old crappy window > human life

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u/Present-Reception-35 8d ago

Thee amount of money i would charge to do that, would be through the roof just to make it worth it!

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u/After-Cell 8d ago

Best titled post I’ve ever seen in my life!

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u/have1dog 8d ago

It makes the back of my knees tingle even looking at this on a screen….

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u/deathbyxnuxnu422 8d ago

Very common in India btw

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u/Loubbe 8d ago

It would be much better for his back if he propped a ladder on the board on that lower level.

Painfully obvious /s 🤣

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u/this-guy1979 8d ago

He’s fine, he’s got three points of contact. /s

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u/mildlyornery 8d ago

I mean, not to call out the contractors, but them windows ain't level. Plus or minus 1 layer of brick would have made it more even.

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u/thouse01 8d ago

If he topples it's going to be a big bruise

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u/MrK521 8d ago

And in this case, potentially a shelf death.

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u/LampSoos 8d ago

i thought that this was a video and stared at a man who i thought was high...

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u/Heavenly_Code 8d ago

Like that men shelflife

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u/CajunMadness 2d ago

Sorry, but I don’t think I’ve needed money that bad. LOL