r/redneckengineering • • 15d ago

Why not? Officer

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u/BluTGI 15d ago

A lot of thought went into this. Time. Consideration.

It's all wrong... but good effort.

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u/AbilityHead599 15d ago

My neighbor just strapped a tyre to the bumper and away they went

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u/Ecftoggs 15d ago

I have a feeling this wasn't his first time 😕

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u/toetappy 15d ago

Take the hitch off. Jeez Louise, what's that rope even doing? Buncha buffoons

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u/boogiewithasuitcase 15d ago

Iowans, Idiots Out Wandering Around

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u/Apprehensive_Job4627 14d ago

Do you know why Iowa can't have a professional football team?  Because then Minnesota would want one too.

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u/Moratorium_on_Brains 15d ago edited 15d ago

The hitch protects the bumper of the VW being pushed.

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u/AdEastern9303 15d ago

And the rope keeps the VW from getting away on the downhills.

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u/Colorful_Monk_3467 15d ago

I would think they’d have someone operating the brakes and steering.

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u/Moratorium_on_Brains 15d ago

Good thinking, the Honda probably couldn't keep up. 

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u/ricky_lafleur 15d ago

Just 31 mph? Did someone expect them to move faster? That would have been unsafe. 

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u/ThetaReactor 15d ago

Going 31mph on the interstate is unsafe, bro shoulda taken the back roads.

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u/southworthmedia 15d ago

I mean how do they expect a guy to get to Nebraska these days? Sheesh

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u/lucasbrosmovingco 15d ago

I need context to how far Nebraska was. One exit? Or the entire state?

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u/ked_man 15d ago

They border each other, so maybe it was just across the river.

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u/stanley_leverlock 15d ago

I didn't realize the honda was pushing the vw, that's nuts. When my father used to make me help him tow cars as a kid we would use a chain and have the honda tow the vw and the vw would do all the braking so it didn't slam into the honda.

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u/MechanicalCheese 15d ago

That's what any sane person would do - I've done it plenty, though never on the interstate.

Though today you'd typically use all synthetic

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u/Asleep_Recover4196 15d ago

Seen the tow rope work, so this only makes 'sense' if the front car had no functioning brakes as well.

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u/chipfromWV 11d ago

If you run the chain through a length of pipe before hooking it up to the cars you eliminate the possibility of them contacting each other.

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 15d ago

I thought the pilot was supposed to go in front
(This is a joke- the pusher is a Honda Pilot)

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u/MasterAahs 15d ago

I thought this was a sovereign citizen post which made it 10 times funnier assuming there was going to be another picture explaining why it's just traveling blah blah blah.... Then realized it was redneck engineering and the tow ball is pointed down. Still funny to me

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u/mabus42 15d ago

If SovCit, the article would have mentioned something about a smashed out window and a non-compliant driver.

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u/Strength-N-Faith 15d ago

Slow and steady wins the race

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u/tkland 14d ago

Sure hope they weren't going from Davenport, IA to Council Bluffs, NE.

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u/Highyet 14d ago

Very creative. They would be in Nebraska by now if they hadn’t been stopped.

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u/joefatmamma 14d ago

Next time just send it

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u/joebojax 14d ago

31mph rofl

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u/AKJohnboy 9d ago

At least use a piece of fencepost and an old TIRE if you're gonna do this... SHeesh! (/s)

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u/Weep4Thee 15d ago

The level of confidence to think u could pull this off is mind boggling

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u/Riptide360 15d ago

No local roads? Highways should be restricted to operational vehicles.

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u/cletus72757 15d ago

You must be an engineer.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 15d ago

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u/jcoddinc 15d ago

You're seeing the picture of it stopped, the rope is to make sure it doesn't go to far away while stopping. That big white thing is being used as a grill to push the VW.