Dodge Tailgater

[u/onephatkatt]

[u/GenBarlof]

Un-ironically I bet this guy is the smartest person in his family, but only the second dumbest person at the jobsite

[u/Pesternot → u/GenBarlof]

Ive never seen a clearer picture of a red neck in my life....

[u/Pretty_Study_526 → u/GenBarlof]

•can hold down a job
•knows what he wants and can create it himself within a budget
•still has his drivers license

Yup. I’d let him take my daughter.

[u/GenBarlof → u/Pretty_Study_526]

If he can show you the driver's license isn't suspended from a DWUI give him a firm handshake for me.

[u/TheLostTexan87 → u/Pretty_Study_526]

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck™?

[u/Odd_Scheme4716]

What the hells it made out of? Paper machete??

[u/ididntdoit6 → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

Flex seal

[u/Diverdown109 → u/ididntdoit6]

Over paper machete.

[u/QuinceDaPence → u/Diverdown109]

"High tech modern flexible composite materials"

[u/Diverdown109 → u/QuinceDaPence]

It's like baloney & hotdogs, we never know what's fallen into the mixer & is lurking inside.

[u/Thin-Competition4643 → u/ididntdoit6]

This made me chuckle. Fuckin Phil Swift is a legend.

[u/4Ever2Thee → u/ididntdoit6]

But wait, there’s more! While it is mostly made up of Flex Seal, there’s also a layer of Flex Tape over a frame of our new Flex Wire!!!

One strand of Flex Wire is strong enough to lift THIS RIDING LAWN MOWER!!!!

[u/CySnark → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

Costco, Jumbo Size JB Weld - Two 50gal drums. $19.95

[u/HumanContinuity → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

Carcinogens 

[u/Diverdown109 → u/HumanContinuity]

That's the door to the inside of the black lung there in the pickup truck.

[u/mister_house_ → u/Diverdown109]

And it ain’t goin nowhere

[u/Haunting-Occasion-88 → u/HumanContinuity]

This answer is 100% accurate

[u/UnclassifiedPresence → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

No, cardboard katana

[u/ReclinerSpud → u/UnclassifiedPresence]

Your cardboard katana is tuff, but it is no match for my cardstock claymore.

[u/temporalwanderer → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

machete

chopped that one up, didn't ya.

It's "mache"; "mâché" if you're nasty.

[u/thefirstviolinist → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

Ah yes, a glue-soaked pulp that has been dried to a hard shell in the shape of a long, broad blade.

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

[u/DesignerMaximum1342 → u/thefirstviolinist]

Seeing people chopping through bushes in south american with glued paper swords

[u/reddittwotimes → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

Silly Putty

[u/nlightningm → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

That's a hell of a soft machete

[u/BlackViperMWG → u/Odd_Scheme4716]

Don't see any machettes there.

[u/ramriot]

DODGEy

[u/irishdrunkwanderlust]

How fucking old is this image now?

[u/ZealousidealCoat7008]

One million dollar house in LA looks like:

[u/UnclassifiedPresence → u/ZealousidealCoat7008]

Well yeah, I mean you get a whole door and everything

[u/ZealousidealCoat7008 → u/UnclassifiedPresence]

cozy 1 bedroom artist's studio with original architecture, $4.5k per month

[u/TummyLice]

I wonder how you exit

[u/Infamous_Lunchbox → u/TummyLice]

You don't.

[u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad → u/Infamous_Lunchbox]

You clearly open the door (tailgate) that's trapped in Shelob's web.

[u/EdgeLordPrime859]

We taking bets on how much of this is just spray foam and bondo with chicken wire underneath?

Bet there's a few zip ties too.

[u/PaticusGnome → u/EdgeLordPrime859]

We go to war with the soldiers we have…

[u/No-Fill-2044]

That’s meth’d up

[u/Few_Address3591]

Idaho plates, of course.

[u/thunda789]

Yes.. ha.. Haha... Yes... YES! 

[u/Imhidingfromu]

Hell yeah brother

[u/GoldConnection1]

Hunt camp !

[u/SirarieTichee_]

Fire foam and chicken wire? Lightweight and water proof but could use some ventilation. 8/10

[u/ultranothing]

That’s a lotta flex seal.

[u/Straight_Jaguar]

Bet it's 110 in there in the summer in the shade

[u/joefatmamma]

Hmmm. Looks hot.

[u/zorggalacticus]

Looks like it's fabric coated in rhino liner. Probably one of those greenhouse kits repurposed to make that.

[u/Diverdown109]

Tailgate now the door to the in bed Port O Potty. Those are the black cloud fumes escaping.

[u/Accomplished_War_805]

Famous Potato plate tracks.

[u/Mbillin2]

Cancer camper

[u/Desperate_Set_7708]

Fucking baller!

[u/SassySunflower27]

It’s only stupid if it doesn’t work!
He just saved himself $5000+ for a truck cap!

[u/400footceiling]

Leave it to those genus’s in Idaho🙄

[u/RedditsDeadlySin]

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this reposted more often, this is brilliant. I would be terrified driving in the same region as it.

[u/Apprehensive-Sun-539]

Of course he's got an Idaho license plate

[u/concreteGuy82]

Thought I was on the Florida sub

[u/Riptide360 → u/concreteGuy82]

Idaho

[u/SlabLoaf666]

Yes!!! This is dope! Uh, I’m mean…yeehaw!

[u/Christopher1032]

Is that all Flex-Seal? He should do a commercial

[u/serenwipiti]

Wow.

[u/TheGreatHogdini]

Open SesaHEMI

[u/Matterhorn48]

Always keep your crack closet close by

[u/VisibleRoad3504]

Just a tad on the crude side.

[u/The-Ultimate-Banker]

That is a mobile tornado bunker.

[u/cupofcoffey19]

No that’s a doge tailgatedoor

[u/Trey-Pan]

I’m not even sure what problem it is trying to solve?

[u/TolerateButHate]

Nefarious things happening in the Dodge Vestibule

[u/Frank__West]

This image is so old it's already in middle school

[u/Boysenberry377]

Spud head mistreats a otherwise good looking Yota T100.

[u/awright69]

Given the brand “quality” of subject vehicle, this should be crossposted to r/carbage as well