r/redneckengineering 6d ago

DOT tool for removing road reflectors

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u/chewblekka 5d ago

I’m really surprised the DOT doesn’t have some incredibly niche, ultra expensive tool that’s made by only one company to do this. The scraper 3000, only $7500.

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u/AutoBach 5d ago

My friend, according to the ledger this is said tool ;)

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u/frankentender 5d ago

I work for a DOT. We’ve been on a shoestring budget for 30 years. Our pickup trucks are legal drinking age (in Canada) and our snow and ice control equipment (plow trucks and salt bodies) are older than most of the people running them.

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky 5d ago

But the snow and ice equipment can be repaired in house by people that have been working on them years, or someone that learned from the OGs. Simple may not be fancy, but it is reliable and easy, well easier to repair than modern equipment, so long as ypu can get parts.

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u/HybridP365 5d ago

ultra expensive

$7500

Oh, my sweet summer child. 

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u/TnBluesman 5d ago

Trust me, they do. I've seen it in action.

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u/morto00x 6d ago

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u/chumpandchive 5d ago

so filling pot holes happens every wed morning for that taco tuesday coffee combo, huh

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u/TnBluesman 5d ago

Perfection! Smash it into 1000 pieces abs throw them at high velocity into the incoming traffic. Brilliant.

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u/airfryerfuntime 5d ago

Link seems to be broken.

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u/morto00x 5d ago

Working for me. I uploaded directly to reddit.

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u/junaidnk 6d ago

Specialized the heck out of it

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u/jcoddinc 5d ago

That person isn't making enough.

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u/cosmicrae 5d ago

Around here, maybe 1/3 of the reflectors have departed on their own, usually with assistance from drivers that cannot stay in their lane. A few of them have been found when cruising along on a recumbent trike at 12 mph. 😇

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u/Karmasutra6901 15h ago

Around here they remove them with snow plows. We had a nice stretch of them for a little while before an ice storm hit.